# Under the sheets **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809 "2000-01-14T20:27:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![GuyShyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/57b2e6/32.png) [@GuyShyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuyShyGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/41 "2000-01-16T05:07:00Z")
I Kissed A Girl…under the sheets I’m The King Of Wishful Thinking…under the sheets Guilty Conscience…under the sheets That Don’t Impress Me Much…under the sheets I Want You Back…under the sheets Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me…under the sheets Praise You…under the sheets ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/42 "2000-01-16T10:34:00Z")
I Feel The Earth Move… under the sheets * * * * * * Girlbysea (AKA: ChiefScott’s GBS) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/43 "2000-01-16T11:45:00Z")
South Park: Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch, Under the Sheets I’m Super, Under the Sheets What Would Brian Boitano Do, Under the Sheets? Merry Fucking Christmas, Under the Sheets Under the Sheets, It’s Easy, Mmmkay? and, of course: Uncle Fucka, Under the Sheets ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/44 "2000-01-16T11:55:00Z")
More hymns (I’m sure God seems to tolerate my sense of humor): Hark! A Thrilling Voice Is Sounding…under the sheets O Savior, Rend the Heavens Wide…under the sheets Rejoice, Rejoice this Hapy Morn…under the sheets O Come, All Ye Faithful…under the sheets Joy to the World…under the sheets Let Our Gladness Have No End…under the sheets O, Love, How Deep…under the sheets How Good, Lord, To Be Here…under the sheets My Song Is Love Unknown…under the sheets ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/45 "2000-01-16T13:02:00Z")
Honey don’t…under the sheets Tube steak boogie…under the sheets album name here… You broke my heart so I busted your jaw…under the sheets * * * If you can’t convince them, confuse them. Harry S. Truman ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/46 "2000-01-16T22:01:00Z")
That should have been “I’m sure _glad_ God…” in my last post. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/47 "2000-01-16T23:03:00Z")
Aint Life Grand… under the Sheets * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/48 "2000-01-17T05:56:00Z")
Mama Tried…under the sheets I’m A Lonesome Fugitive…under the sheets Branded Man…under the sheets The Legend of Bonnie and Clyde…under the sheets It’s Not Love (But It’s Not Bad)…under the sheets Things Aren’t Funny Anymore…under the sheets Always Wanting You…under the sheets It’s Been a Great Afternoon…under the sheets The Way I Am…under the sheets Misery and Gin…under the sheets I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink…under the sheets Pancho and Lefty…under the sheets Are The Good Times Really Over…under the sheets A Man Ain’t Made of Stone…under the sheets Guys Do It All The Time…under the sheets A Girl’s Gotta Do What A Girl’s Gotta Do…under the sheets I’m Not So Tough…under the sheets Two Different Things…under the sheets I’ve Got a Feeling…under the sheets Meet in the Middle…under the sheets Mama Don’t Forget to Pray for Me…under the sheets Hmmm…I don’t think I can top that one… Let me try anyway: You Don’t Mess Around with Jim…under the sheets What if Jesus Comes Back Like That…under the sheets Even God Must Get the Blues…under the sheets ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/49 "2000-01-17T06:40:00Z")
Ode To Joy Under The Sheets Brandenberg Concerto Under The Sheets Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring Under The Sheets The Lumberjack Song Under The Sheets Mama Tried Under The Sheets Come On, Get Happy Under The Sheets I Woke Up In Love This Morning Under The Sheets Try A Little Tenderness Under The Sheets I don’t know… ---
**Author:** ![blackwrangler98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ce7236/32.png) [@blackwrangler98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blackwrangler98)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/50 "2000-01-17T08:00:00Z")
The Doors! Just some songs i think is fitting. Touch Me,Do It,Easy Ride,Wild Child,Wishful Sinful,The Soft Parade,Land HO!, Maggie M’Gill,You Make Me Real,Break On Through, Go Insane,Love Her Madly, Been Down So Long, L.A. Woman, Crawling King Snake,My Eyes Have Seen You,Five To One,Moonlight Drive,Strange Days, You’re Lost Little Girl, Love Me Two Times, Unhappy Girl, People Are Strange, My Eye Have Seen You,I Can’t See Your Face In My Mind,Light My Fire, Back Door Man, I Looked At You, Take It As It Comes, I know i could have picked just a few good ones but i don’t post often so i made it memorable good or bad. Bawitaba,Under the sheet? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809.md?page=2)