# Underneath Fred listens a view. Fred indexes this lie. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 8, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830 "2008-02-08T18:27:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/21 "2008-02-08T20:07:53Z")
Hehe I’m having fun, I decided to ask it what I should have for dinner. > [@](#): > > How can wolfman degenerate opposite a straw? The closure moves the pinched scroll. Wolfman grabs dinner. Can dinner twist beside wolfman? A stiff breezes within a final carriage. Dinner steams without wolfman. It seems I will be getting drunk(no soft drinks with a straw), no menu for me, I’ll have the steamed live eel. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/22 "2008-02-08T20:08:21Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] This thread reminds me of sophomore creative writing class at State College. [/QUOTE] I was thinking more along the lines of one of those early-80’s computer poetry generators. (Goes off and looks at the site - guess I was pretty close in my guess…) Squid serves the impressive balance. The soap changes in a brother observer. The detailed cartoon explains squid with a bay. Squid retracts above Bruce Schneier. Bruce Schneier likes squid past an orchestra. I suppose if you’re tired of padding out layouts with dummy text like Etoian Shrdlu and Lorem Ipsum, it might be an improvement. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/23 "2008-02-08T20:11:44Z")
How does the pub undergo the called crunch? Chuck Norris warps Carrot Top. A diary alerts the major under the fringe hotel. Chuck Norris punches the example. Chuck Norris wants a fold garden below the standpoint. Inside the household kids Chuck Norris. ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/24 "2008-02-08T20:23:14Z")
Just what we’ve always suspected about Unca Cece: > [@](#): > > A french orbit barks. Little Ed repairs Cecil throughout the mangled therapy. Little Ed cooperates. Cecil reserves Little Ed. How will a such confidence jam within Little Ed? Little Ed hacks this head. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/25 "2008-02-08T20:24:51Z")
\*An oppressed incompetent compacts the cryptic fume. A luck scarfs Revenant into the sympathy. Revenant struggles. Revenant disregards an ancient beneath the worst reminder. \* Apparently i’m badmouthing Cthulthu. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/26 "2008-02-08T20:38:30Z")
Why won’t Sex Doll glance the premium particle? A contempt groans above the elephant. The jerk propositions Sex Doll. Zebra starts Sex Doll below a mother. Starts Sex Doll? Like a lawn mower? ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/27 "2008-02-08T20:43:30Z")
Why does an illiterate stir before a later lion? The missing budget squashes chocolate behind a cant forest. Insurance assumes another threatened laugh. Throughout chocolate reflects the dense revenue. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/28 "2008-02-08T20:50:37Z")
\*When will Susan preface Byzantium? Susan fingers Byzantium. Susan socks the metro. A consultant nicks the doom. When will the predictable lad demolish Susan? Why does Byzantium rain down upon the compromise? \* I’m pretty sure this is a flashback about writing my dissertation. > [@](#): > > Zebra starts Sex Doll below a mother. More info [here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=454822) ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/29 "2008-02-08T21:50:33Z")
\*Does the damning alternative rearrange the risk? Cowboy hat joins with cheese stick. Cowboy hat argues before cheese stick. When can the companion fudge? A permanent cabbage beans the cathedral. \* I like this. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/30 "2008-02-08T22:09:11Z")
I chose not to input any subjects. _The sufficient insult appears past the usual soldier. The mined star corners the homosexual. The medieval heroin coughs below the frank writer. The coat pales behind a cupboard. In the pan behaves the more debt._ It _almost_ makes sense. Almost. ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/31 "2008-02-08T22:21:47Z")
_Faeriebeth rattles! Evolution complains into the calm. How will his distressed organ highlight Faeriebeth? Evolution loses a view. Into the hell camps evolution._ How, indeed… (oh, and it wouldn’t take my user name, so I had to do it with my real name, and then replace it with my user name.) ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/32 "2008-02-08T23:06:33Z")
I used my user name and the name of one of my dogs. How will Laces fast in KayElCee? When will the stirring protein collapse beneath Laces? The accomplished camera abbreviates [Laces](http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL16/709014/1441828/303074586.jpg). The speaking arithmetic bends [KayElCee](http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL16/709014/1441828/303075521.jpg). The fact that I thought this bit of whimsy cried out for pics shows just how bent I am. Arithmetic has nothing to do with it. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/33 "2008-02-08T23:17:50Z")
Wait, I like this one better: A comedy leaks around Carrot Top. The then justice decides past Carrot Top. The regional stamp charges Chuck Norris into the sharing scum. Chuck Norris cooperates. A vat frequents Chuck Norris into an intentional spur. Carrot Top messes with Chuck Norris. ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2008, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/34 "2008-02-09T05:57:43Z")
The bush tires the pleased road. A terminology copes opposite the humorous doctor. How does its lens stimulate any blank? The Ineffable elaborates your obvious oriental beside an abused needle. When can the lunchtime kick the irony? Oona rocks without an arithmetic. I love love love Randomness Generators. In fact, for years I have been seeking the perfect random poetry generator, one where you can input parts of speech and it spits them back out properly. The best I’ve found so far is Random Verse Lab, but I had to create special categories for determinative articles and prepositions, and there’s a mystery size limit on the user lexicon. Plus, it can’t adjust the resulting syntax to be consistent. I use them for oracles, always have. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/35 "2008-02-09T15:42:41Z")
> [@](#): > > The Wasabi run along features orally transmitted Japanese leaf blade styling, sharpened on a exclusive face (like a Samurai steel) to bring home the bacon higher-up edged public presentation. One feature film of this distinguishable knife includes a high-carbon untainted nerve leaf blade that is bead-blasted to an sweet goal and then embellished accompanying the Japanese characters concerning “wasabi”. (That’s from the ad copy for a site selling kitchen knives that I happened to stumble across this morning.) ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/36 "2008-02-09T15:47:28Z")
I like the phrase “nicks the doom”. It has a certain evocative quality, no? I read this thread after I rolled out of bed --not a good idea. It took several posts for me to cotton on to the premise! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2008, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/37 "2008-02-09T16:06:44Z")
Bear breaks in blonde. Blonde pumps! Blonde swallows a rat. Blonde plagues bear outside the champion sea. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/38 "2008-02-09T16:13:50Z")
[QUOTE=blondebear] Bear breaks in blonde. Blonde pumps! Blonde swallows a rat. Blonde plagues bear outside the champion sea. [/QUOTE] That’s almost… dirty. With additional stalkerism. This whole idea is kind of like the Rorschach test of words. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/39 "2008-05-25T14:58:02Z")
When can a hum strain against the programmable engine? Why can’t a stem invert an extra cartridge? The broke cold swallows. Derleth defends programming. _Sounds like someone doesn’t like complex printers. The ink cartridge is treacherous. Postscript can be enlightening, but only to the enlightened. No blame._ HyperCard loses! HyperCard squeezes an elitist. A rectangle exacts HyperCard. The leg vanishes beside HyperCard. HyperCard commands the hardback export next to a west freeway. _Sadly true. The wisdom that was lacking can be more influential than the wisdom that was present. It’s difficult to sell a product the customer doesn’t already have. No blame._ The missed separator spins on top of the starred dot. Obama sickens on top of Clinton. The address thinks Obama. An indefinite lyric scores an unnecessary geography. The stirred yard raves within Clinton. _My God, what have I done?_ ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830/40 "2008-05-25T15:49:46Z")
_How can London triumph behind Jane? A center car approaches London over an easy scrap. Why does London stall with the unfamiliar egg? The student ensures a holiday before a random incentive. Why can’t London forest Jane?_ Oh my. I wonder why London wants to forest Jane? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underneath-fred-listens-a-view-fred-indexes-this-lie/436830.md?page=3)