# Underoos!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 5, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095 "2000-12-05T05:47:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/1 "2000-12-05T05:47:55Z")

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The makers of _Underoos_ has announced that the will come out with adult sizes soon.

What kind of Underoos do you want to wear?

_“Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man…”_ 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/2 "2000-12-05T05:50:27Z")

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Wonderwoman of course! Although, I wouldn’t mind sitting on Superman. 😉

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/3 "2000-12-05T06:50:15Z")

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dammit slythe, you are bringing up my childhood spiderman crush!

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**Author:** ![barflyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@barflyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barflyer)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/4 "2000-12-05T12:58:41Z")

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Can I get Clark Kent? I’m so shy I wear my glasses to bed so no one will suspect me of being a super hero at all :eek:

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/5 "2000-12-05T13:19:06Z")

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Underoos are fun to wear…plop  
oops I need another pair.

My friend used to sing that constantly. It’s really ruined underoos for me.

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**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/6 "2000-12-05T13:46:35Z")

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Are they making boxers? I could use some Spidey boxers…

broccoli!

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/7 "2000-12-05T21:17:16Z")

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pezpunk, for the record, I believe that the line from the commercials was “Underroos, the underwear that’s fun to wear.”

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/8 "2000-12-05T21:28:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by broccoli! \*  
> \*\*Are they making boxers? I could use some Spidey boxers…
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> broccoli! \*\*

I’ve seen a wide variety of cartoon characters on boxers already. check out any department store.

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/9 "2000-12-05T21:29:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Connor \*  
> \*\*pezpunk, for the record, I believe that the line from the commercials was “Underroos, the underwear that’s fun to wear.” \*\*

I’ll assume you are being sarcastic? It was a parody of the commercial that my friends sang. A poor parody but a parody nonetheless, for the record 😉

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/10 "2000-12-05T21:32:32Z")

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Do you have a link for this? I’d love to see my potential options here.

I think I’d dig some Underoos with characters from Squaresoft RPGs on them. Chrono Cross and Final Fantasy underoos would whoop some serious ass.

Next you’ll be telling me they make footie pajamas for grownups.

(If they do, don’t bother sending me a link unless they’ll fit someone who is six feet tall. If you can find that, expect kickbacks of some sort.)

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**Author:** ![writefetus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9de053/32.png) [@writefetus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/writefetus)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/11 "2000-12-05T21:34:05Z")

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…I have ALWAYS wanted a pair of B-52s underoos…I just like the way it sounds.

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**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/12 "2000-12-06T00:38:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Drain Bead \*  
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> Next you’ll be telling me they make footie pajamas for grownups.
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Don’t have a link or nothin’, but at one time I saw grown-up sized footie PJs at the local headshop. The legs were way too long for me (I’m 5’ 4") so they might fit someone 6’. They were tie-dye, though; don’t know if that’s your kind of thing.

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**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/13 "2000-12-06T05:16:03Z")

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Ahh–I feel like a complete jackass here, since I could probably look it up pretty easily on a search engine…

What the heck is an Underoo?

-Ashley

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**Author:** ![richman2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9e5f3/32.png) [@richman2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/richman2)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/14 "2000-12-06T05:42:36Z")

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Footie pyjamas for kids, usually like a costume of a comic book hero.

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/15 "2000-12-06T06:13:07Z")

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Oooh, I’m all about the _Star Wars_ Underoos if they make 'em for grown-ups! How cool would I look with Obi-Wan Kenobi on my ass?

“Hey honey, check out my light saber!”

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**Author:** ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/16 "2000-12-06T06:39:37Z")

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**Drain Bead** … Sears had footie pjs for grown ups! My friend is 5’10" - 5’11" and she found some that fit her, so I’m sure you could find a pair!!! I have a very fuzzy, very comfy pair of footie pjs… sorry for the hijack!

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**Author:** ![JimOfAllTrades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@JimOfAllTrades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimOfAllTrades)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underoos/44095/17 "2000-12-06T06:46:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Next you’ll be telling me they make footie pajamas for grownups.

The wife of a good friend of mine had some of these several years ago. She looked cute as hell in them. In fact (warning: Too Much Information ahead) we had great fun one night when she modeled several different ones for us, and even greater fun taking them off of her.

Ugly
