# Underrated Catchphrases/Movie Quotes

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 10, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underrated-catchphrases-movie-quotes/502547 "2009-07-10T13:04:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underrated-catchphrases-movie-quotes/502547/41 "2009-07-14T17:19:33Z")

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Whenever anybody is doing something (a machine, pencil, jar that won’t open) that isn’t cooperating with them I bust out the Star Wars classic from Mos Eisley:

_It doesn’t like you_

I have been using this line, mimicing the Dr. Evanzan tone, for the better part of my whole life and no one ever got it. Until 3 weeks ago.

A co-worker was trying to get a machine to work, it wasn’t, I said the line and he replied: _I don’t like you either_. It absolutely made my day.

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underrated-catchphrases-movie-quotes/502547/42 "2009-07-14T18:52:46Z")

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> [@teela\_brown](#):
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> I love this line and I’ve even gotten to use it once or twice.
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> “Well, if it ain’t a mess, it’ll do 'till one shows up.”
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> Sheriff Bell, _No Country For Old Men_

I love that line but I believe it goes: “If it ain’t, it’ll do 'til the mess gets here.”

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underrated-catchphrases-movie-quotes/502547/43 "2009-07-14T23:45:27Z")

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I find myself using this Rick Moranis line from **Parenthood** a lot: “How proud you must be.”

From **Deep Throat** : “Mind if I smoke while you eat?”

An underrated line from an underrated movie, **The Mystery Men** : “We have a date with destiny. And she’s ordered the lobster.”

And this exchange from the incredibly beautiful **Ghost World** :  
Dana: I am so excited to see this movie. Dustoff Varnya is such a brilliant director. Did you see his last film, “The Flower that Drank the Moon”? It was simply glorious!  
Seymour: I guess I must have missed that one. But then what do I know. I like Laurel and Hardy movies.  
Dana: Really? I never really cared for those. I mean, why does the fat one always have to be so mean to the skinny one?

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**Author:** ![HelloKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecccb3/32.png) [@HelloKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelloKitty)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underrated-catchphrases-movie-quotes/502547/44 "2009-07-15T00:11:51Z")

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More lines from _Aliens_ one of my favorite movies of all time:

Burke: “I expected more out of you, Ripley” Ripley: “I’m happy to disappoint you!”

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Burke: “It was a bad call, Ripley, a bad call.”

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Ripley (when she was being interrogated in the beginning by the Company):  
“Did IQ’s drop sharply while I was away??”

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Also a good one from _War Games_

The General: “We can’t just sit here waitin’ to grow tits!!”

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**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underrated-catchphrases-movie-quotes/502547/45 "2009-07-15T00:24:19Z")

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Of the 385 amazing lines in _The Princess Bride_, one that I still laugh at (among many) after 40-50 viewings is:

Vizzini: “Inconceivable!”

Inigo: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

Just the way the line is delivered makes me laugh out loud every time.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underrated-catchphrases-movie-quotes/502547/46 "2009-07-15T00:53:54Z")

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> [@KneadToKnow](#):
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> Of those, I’d have to say I think the most underrated is McCoy’s line from _Undiscovered Country_, “I’d give real money if he’d shut up.”

KIRK: I can’t believe I kissed you!

SHAPESHIFTER IN KIRK-FORM: It must have been your lifelong fantasy!

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underrated-catchphrases-movie-quotes/502547/47 "2009-07-15T00:57:46Z")

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A couple of overlooked ones in Ghostbusters which, granted, are context sensitive:

“Well, that’s what I heard!”  
“The flowers are still standing!”  
“Tell him about the twinkie…”

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underrated-catchphrases-movie-quotes/502547/48 "2009-07-15T01:10:01Z")

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> [@HelloKitty](#):
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> Also a good one from _War Games_
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> The General: “We can’t just sit here waitin’ to grow tits!!”

I remember “I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good,” but that one doesn’t ring a bell. Fortunately, I just bought the 25th anniversary DVD, so I’ll be able to watch for it.

I also loved, “After careful consideration, I’ve come to the conclusion that your new system _sucks_.” That one’s got a lot of real-world potential for quotation.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underrated-catchphrases-movie-quotes/502547/49 "2009-07-15T01:54:35Z")

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There was a thread about movie quotes you wish you could find an excuse to use in real life, wasn’t there? I think it was Threadspotted?

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underrated-catchphrases-movie-quotes/502547/50 "2009-07-15T01:56:03Z")

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> [@Krokodil](#):
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> From **Deep Throat** : “Mind if I smoke while you eat?”

Heh, that one pops into my head at the most random moments. I haven’t even seen the whole thing, just a few clips from Inside Deep Throat.

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> And this exchange from the incredibly beautiful **Ghost World** :  
> Dana: I am so excited to see this movie. Dustoff Varnya is such a brilliant director. Did you see his last film, “The Flower that Drank the Moon”? It was simply glorious!  
> Seymour: I guess I must have missed that one. But then what do I know. I like Laurel and Hardy movies.  
> Dana: Really? I never really cared for those. I mean, why does the fat one always have to be so mean to the skinny one?

Agreed–great movie all around, and this is a wonderful exchange.

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underrated-catchphrases-movie-quotes/502547/51 "2009-07-15T02:06:18Z")

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I don’t have the cite, and imdb isn’t listing quotes for the movie, but I wrote it down years ago:

Kris Kristofferson was in the TV movie “Another Pair of Aces: Three of a Kind,” and a character (Kristofferson’s? I don’t remember) said, “If I want any more crap out of you, I’ll squeeze your head!”

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