Card-carrying Mormon here. Formerly a bishop. (No, I didn’t get fired – it’s a temporary calling. Well, technically (if you care) I’m still a bishop, I just don’t currently have an assignment.)
I’m happy to answer questions of fact regarding the LDS Church and beliefs but I’m unwilling to enter into debates about their truth on this message board.
Hey Pluto, I’m LDS too! Now I don’t feel so alone anymore! 
“The bitch, oh the bitch, the bitch is back…I’m a bitch cuz I’m better then you, it’s the way that I move
The things that I do…” Elton John
“People try to tell me thoughts they cannot defend…” The Moody Blues
“To start, press any key. Where’s the any key?” Homer Simpson.
Hey, Jenkinsfan. Yes, I’m here–in fact, I’ve been here longer than Brian has.
As for my beliefs…well, I’m a completely non-denominational and disorganized theist. If I had to choose an organized religion to convert to, I’d probably end up as a Reform Jew, like my stepfather. My mother is Episcopalian, but Christianity doesn’t appeal to me at all.