# Underwear Holes?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underwear-holes/64277>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 4, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underwear-holes/64277 "2001-05-04T00:14:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![muffinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@muffinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muffinman)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underwear-holes/64277/21 "2001-05-05T21:30:11Z")

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I’m the wierdo… See, I use the hole. I find it much easier to just unzip and whip it through the hole than to take the time to unbuckle my belt, unbutton my pants, and then pull down the elastic.

That all takes way too long.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underwear-holes/64277/22 "2001-05-05T21:49:36Z")

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> I find it much easier to just unzip and whip it through the hole than to take the time to unbuckle my belt, unbutton my pants, and then pull down the elastic.

Try it in button-fly Levi’s 501s.

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**Author:** ![City\_Gent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a87d85/32.png) [@City\_Gent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/City_Gent)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underwear-holes/64277/23 "2001-05-06T04:36:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by muffinman \*  
> \*\*I’m the wierdo… See, I use the hole. I find it much easier to just unzip and whip it through the hole than to take the time to unbuckle my belt, unbutton my pants, and then pull down the elastic.
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> That all takes way too long. \*\*

I unzip and pull the waistband down through the opening. No need to unbutton or unbuckle.

Whoever designs boxers with no button to close the pee-hole ought to be shot. Unless your whang is the size of a cocktail weenie, it hangs out and gets all roughed up on the inside of your pants.

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underwear-holes/64277/24 "2001-05-06T05:20:27Z")

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I guess I’m the only guy that uses the leg hole.

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/underwear-holes/64277/25 "2001-05-06T06:38:01Z")

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I have one pair that the dog chewed the crotch out of. I dont wear them unless absolutly neccissary… but when I do I wonder why I dont more often. NOthing hangs out but the sac and when I walk its like scratching a delightful itch and no pain from peehole rub. It doesnt get much better then that.

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