# Undo  Circumcision Damage

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 10, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913 "2007-11-10T15:28:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/21 "2007-11-11T04:46:47Z")

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Secret Cure for Gout, Kraft Recipes. WTF?

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**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/22 "2007-11-11T04:56:11Z")

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I get this site: [http://www.mdmohel.com/](http://www.mdmohel.com/)

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/23 "2007-11-11T05:02:32Z")

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[QUOTE=ZebraShaSha]  
I get this site: [http://www.mdmohel.com/](http://www.mdmohel.com/)  
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I am a Jewish person myself, but the baby seems to be saying, “I am _so_ going to kill your Rabbinical ass when I grow up…”

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/24 "2007-11-11T05:24:11Z")

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[QUOTE=kayT]  
$1 off Galaxy Rice Cheese.

Huh? What is rice cheese???  
[/QUOTE]  
It’s a [fake cheese](http://www.galaxyfoods.com/ourbrands/usa/rice.asp) made from rice. Not as bad as it sounds.

I’m concerned about all the cheese-related ads in relation to circumcision. Are they making a point about hygiene? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/25 "2007-11-11T10:33:31Z")

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I got a google ad referring me to [this site](http://www.akweb.org/?gclid=COnQ2rfL1I8CFRGCGgodsRXj9A).

Go figure.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/26 "2007-11-11T14:22:41Z")

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What am I doing wrong? I don’t see any funny ads. 😃

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/27 "2007-11-11T15:35:26Z")

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Cluster Bomb Petition!

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**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/28 "2007-11-11T19:13:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]

The calamari post had nothing to do with the ads.  
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Funniest post.

I got an ad for apple peelers. I guess it is for the DIY crowd.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/29 "2007-11-11T19:21:26Z")

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Enbrel, a psoriasis med.

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/30 "2007-11-12T00:24:50Z")

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I’m getting the petition now…

…but after mentioning such topics of **streetcars** , **rigged television programs** , **urbane urbanites** , and **that I wish I felt better right now** …

…it became Circuit City gift cards.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/31 "2007-11-12T02:46:34Z")

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Mine just wants me to go to the IKEA in Orlando and get a $1000 IKEA gift card. It opens on the 14th, and the deals run through the 18th. Of course, this has been my Google ad for the past three weeks.

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/32 "2007-11-12T05:35:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]  
Search keyword ‘Tug Ahoy’ or user name ‘Jack Dean Tyler’.

Truely a perennial favorite here, this subject. Or more to the point, the ex-poster JDT and his non-stop single-minded obsession with the evils of circumcision.  
[/QUOTE]  
Aww, now I’m feeling all nostalgic.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/33 "2007-11-12T05:38:17Z")

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I get “Advertisements”. Funny, though, there are [no](http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/) [ads](http://adblockplus.org/en/).

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/34 "2007-11-12T08:11:59Z")

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Aww **fetus** , the ads are half the fun. My adblock is off at the SDMB just to occasionally see what crazy shit google thinks I want. It was also killing the SD banner at top for awhile.

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**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/35 "2007-11-13T02:38:20Z")

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Those Mentally Ill…

That’s not even a proper ellipsis.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/36 "2007-11-13T02:56:05Z")

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Also with “Those Mentally Ill…”

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**Author:** ![TLCTugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@TLCTugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLCTugger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/37 "2007-12-29T18:43:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Wile E]  
Anyone else wonder how one undoes circumcision damage and getting a mental image or Qadgop’s famous bagel dog post?  
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You undo the damage by applying gentle tension to the remaining skin. In time new skin cells grow between the old ones and you have enough skin to keep your glans covered and to provide a rolling/gliding tube of skin for an awesome lubricated feeling during intercourse.

It’s painless; it just requires patience.

-Ron

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/38 "2007-12-29T19:13:23Z")

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Hoo boy. Here we go.

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/39 "2007-12-29T19:31:58Z")

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I got . . . Problems Sleeping.

And after this thread, I might need to click on it. 😛

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/undo-circumcision-damage/425913/40 "2007-12-29T19:35:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Cluricaun]  
Hoo boy. Here we go.  
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Fasten your seat belts.

I only get one ad and it is for Psoriasis Information. Does a this procedure lead to psoriasis?

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