# Uneven Hair Growth

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uneven-hair-growth/631072
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [August 10, 2012, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uneven-hair-growth/631072 "2012-08-10T12:31:11Z")
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### Author: ![IceQube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@IceQube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IceQube)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2012, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uneven-hair-growth/631072/1 "2012-08-10T12:31:11Z")

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How can I deal with uneven hair growth?

Hair grows faster on the left and top sides of my head than the right side of my head.

The result is that I often wake up with a “mohawk” - a bunch of hair sticking out on the left and top, and virtually no hair on the right.

This is so \*\*\*\*FUCKING \*\*\*\*ANNOYING. Is there something I can do about this uneven hair growth? Ointments for the right side of my head? Etc.?