# Unexpected Bullwinkle **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 2021, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844 "2021-11-05T16:26:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/1 "2021-11-05T16:26:47Z")
> **[Moose crashes through window of Saskatoon elementary school | CBC News](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/moose-crash-sylvia-fedoruk-school-1.6237194)** > > A moose on the loose in Saskatoon smashed through a window of an elementary school Thursday. Well there’s something you don’t see every day. Everyone’s being pretty blase about it and treating it as a humourous story, but honestly this had the potential to be a tragedy. A moose in a confined space can be extremely dangerous, so kudos to the supervisor for getting the kids out of the room safely. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/2 "2021-11-05T17:08:46Z")
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jFEIVkSHaJU/hqdefault.jpg "The Guess Who - Running Back to Saskatoon") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFEIVkSHaJU) Nobody ever expects the Canadian Moose-quisition! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/3 "2021-11-05T18:14:50Z")
Nuttin’ up m’sleeve – PRESTO! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/4 "2021-11-05T18:20:06Z")
That trick never works! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/5 "2021-11-05T18:28:18Z")
This time it will! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/6 "2021-11-05T18:30:54Z")
A Møøse once bit my sister… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/7 "2021-11-05T18:37:30Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > A Møøse once bit my sister… - Does no one have a sister who once bit a møøse? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/8 "2021-11-05T18:48:15Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FaSKD1Bd11M/hqdefault.jpg "Sonny James - A Little Bit South Of Saskatoon") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaSKD1Bd11M) ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/9 "2021-11-05T20:34:46Z")
For those who may not have read the whole article, Bullwinkle was tranquilized and safely released into the wilderness, where he is undoubtedly now regaling all the other mooses with tales of his adventure. So the story more or less has a happy ending, except it’s getting so that none of the other mooses want to invite Bullwinkle to a party any more, because he just can’t shut up about his heroic exploits. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/10 "2021-11-05T20:37:22Z")
It’s getting so that you can’t bring anything **interesting** to Show & Tell any more. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/11 "2021-11-05T20:51:23Z")
Pretty sure you’re misgendering Bullwinkle here. [![](https://i.redd.it/o7v7goshrlx71.jpg) ](https://i.redd.it/o7v7goshrlx71.jpg) It looks to be a yearling, and at this time of year should have spike antlers if a bull. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/12 "2021-11-05T20:57:10Z")
The thread title feels like the sort of thing I wouldn’t want to look up on Urban Dictionary. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/13 "2021-11-05T23:05:34Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > Pretty sure you’re misgendering Bullwinkle here. My deepest apologies to Miss Bullwinkle. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/14 "2021-11-05T23:24:54Z")
Cowwinkle does not flow euphoniously off the tongue. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/15 "2021-11-05T23:40:50Z")
I’m glad this ended well for all concerned. A moose that young is not particularly dangerous, but any animal that feels cornered can be a handful. Adult moose, on the other hand, are extremely dangerous, regardless of the situation. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/16 "2021-11-05T23:46:20Z")
And delicious. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/17 "2021-11-06T00:31:24Z")
“Teacher’s pet” has a different meaning in Saskatoon. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/18 "2021-11-06T00:36:00Z")
Next stop: Wassamatta U ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/19 "2021-11-06T00:37:38Z")
Clearly, Miss Bullwinkle took a wrong turn at Frostbite Falls. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/20 "2021-11-06T01:24:12Z")
Should have turned left at Albuquerque. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844.md?page=2)