# Unexpected Bullwinkle

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 5, 2021, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844 "2021-11-05T16:26:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/21 "2021-11-06T01:44:10Z")

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The most unexpected moose I’ve encountered is in the desert on CA 247 between Barstow and 29 Palms. It even has a Yelp page: [The Moose](https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-moose-lucerne-valley)

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/22 "2021-11-06T13:57:24Z")

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Big trouble for moose and squirrel.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/23 "2021-11-06T14:00:46Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> Pretty sure you’re misgendering Bullwinkle here.

Yeah, that’s the main issue all right.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/24 "2021-11-06T14:20:37Z")

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The other moose are getting annoyed with the way that every time they disagree with an opinion expressed by Bullwinkle, she says “Did you go to school? I don’t think so.”

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/25 "2021-11-06T22:16:39Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Next stop: Wassamatta U

Long commute down to Iowa. Perhaps you’ll give her a ride?

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/26 "2021-11-06T22:48:12Z")

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In time, I’m sure Rule 34 will take care of that for you.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/27 "2021-11-06T23:54:58Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> …except it’s getting so that none of the other mooses want to invite Bullwinkle to a party any more,…

If he’s not careful, he could wind up coming in second at a costume party.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-bullwinkle/953844/28 "2021-11-07T00:02:50Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Big trouble for moose and squirrel.

Moose and skvirrel.

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