# Unexpected Celebrity Children's Books **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 20, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-celebrity-childrens-books/373352 "2006-09-20T00:24:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-celebrity-childrens-books/373352/1 "2006-09-20T00:24:09Z")
**Curious George Better Mind his own Business** by John Gotti Jr. **Where the Wild things are II: Girls Gone Wild** by Paris Hilton **Charlotte’s Web of Deceit** by Jeff Skilling **The Cat in the Hat Cums Again** by Jenna Jameson ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-celebrity-childrens-books/373352/2 "2006-09-20T00:55:24Z")
**For the Last Time, GOOD-NIGHT MOON! I’m Serious! Don’t Make Me Come Up There!** by Neil Armstrong. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-celebrity-childrens-books/373352/3 "2006-09-20T01:26:55Z")
How about a book by a highly-paid celebrity in which children learn that money can’t buy happiness? [Oh, wait…](http://www.amazon.com/Lotsa-Casha-Madonna/dp/0670058882/sr=8-1/qid=1158715556/ref=sr_1_1/104-7031253-3618316?ie=UTF8&s=books) ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-celebrity-childrens-books/373352/4 "2006-09-20T01:35:41Z")
**The Little Engine that Just Couldn’t Fucking Do It** by The Chicago Cubs ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-celebrity-childrens-books/373352/5 "2006-09-20T01:38:47Z")
**Charlotte’s Web-server** - Bill Gates **Horton Hears Everybody** - Michael Chertoff ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-celebrity-childrens-books/373352/6 "2006-09-20T01:45:53Z")
**Where’s Waldo? II: A Ride on My Boat** by Scott Peterson ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-celebrity-childrens-books/373352/7 "2006-09-20T01:53:59Z")
**The Long Hard Road out of Narnia** by Marilyn Manson **Sweet Valley High** by Willie Nelson **Pat the Bunny II: a Popup Book** by Bill Clinton **Bob the Builder Builds a Levee** by Ray Nagin **London Bridge is Falling Down** by Osama Bin Laden ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-celebrity-childrens-books/373352/8 "2006-09-20T02:41:15Z")
**See Dick and Dick.** by Elton John **Horton Helps a Ho** by Eddie Murphy