# Unfortunate Christmas Cards

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunate-christmas-cards/280584>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 19, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunate-christmas-cards/280584 "2004-12-19T01:36:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunate-christmas-cards/280584/1 "2004-12-19T01:36:50Z")

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[Unfortunate Christmas cards](http://www.capnwacky.com/holiday/cards1.html)

I especially like [this](http://www.capnwacky.com/holiday/cards18.html) one. Nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like dead, evil Santa!

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunate-christmas-cards/280584/2 "2004-12-19T01:45:33Z")

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[Some girls, Santa likes naught.](http://www.capnwacky.com/holiday/cards9.html)  
Hee.

One of my favorite bits from _The Santa Clause_: SC is walking down the street, assessing all the girls & boys…

Little girl walks past: “Sarah… nice…”  
Boy fighting with his mom: “Billy … naughty”  
Hot lookin’ blonde woman in a miniskirt: “Julie… _very_ nice…”  
Julie turns around: “In your dreams, sleigh-boy…”

Guess Julie got a lump of coal in her stocking that year.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunate-christmas-cards/280584/3 "2004-12-19T01:55:49Z")

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Cap’n Wacky doesn’t like neither of your links.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunate-christmas-cards/280584/4 "2004-12-19T02:26:32Z")

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[This](http://www.capnwacky.com/holiday/cards20.html) one is pretty good too.

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunate-christmas-cards/280584/5 "2004-12-19T04:57:16Z")

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It reminds me of the Christmas wrapping paper my husband bought a couple years ago. It showed a “Santa” learing down on a sleeping child. We called it the pedophile Santa paper.

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunate-christmas-cards/280584/6 "2004-12-19T05:57:57Z")

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Those are nothing compared the Iron Maiden Chrismas cards.