# Unfortunate product names **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 24, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunate-product-names/190565 "2003-07-24T05:37:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunate-product-names/190565/61 "2004-12-06T12:52:12Z")
The best part on the Nad’s site is the FAQ: > [@](#): > > 1. What are the ingredients in Nad’s? > > 2. How long will Nad’s last with use? > > 3. What is the shelf life of Nad’s? These are the questions on everyone’s, um, lips. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunate-product-names/190565/62 "2004-12-06T18:12:58Z")
Oh yes, [Engrish.com](http://Engrish.com) is full of priceless examples of badly-translated product names. Here’s some others I remember: _GOON_ - Diapers _Horny Remover_ - Some kind of callus file _Pocket Wetty_ - A pre-moistened hand towel _God-Jesus_ - A battery-powered toy robot ---
**Author:** ![Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Licentious_Ectomorph)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunate-product-names/190565/63 "2004-12-06T18:25:29Z")
The other day I was in a dollar store and saw a baby doll of indeterminate foreign origin. It was the kind that mechanically crawls accross the floor. The English name for the doll was “Baby Creep.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunate-product-names/190565.md?page=3)