# Unfortunately explicit Ebay photography

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunately-explicit-ebay-photography/151847>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 31, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunately-explicit-ebay-photography/151847 "2003-01-31T13:22:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![kirk280980](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c77e96/32.png) [@kirk280980](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kirk280980)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunately-explicit-ebay-photography/151847/21 "2003-02-01T00:18:03Z")

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I don’t think it’s the kettle guy; that was on an Australian auction site I believe, whereas this TV is being offered on eBay UK. Possibly this seller has heard all about the kettle incident, and decided to recreate the scenario himself for a giggle.

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunately-explicit-ebay-photography/151847/22 "2003-02-01T00:36:59Z")

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There was one awhile back, where a woman selling clothes on ebay had captured her nude husband’s reflection in a mirror.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunately-explicit-ebay-photography/151847/23 "2003-02-01T00:53:33Z")

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“Everyone is busy sending it to their friends. I sent it to three people. How many did you send it to?”

Oh one, but I put it on the newsgroup for ebay marketing…the comments were just hysterical:

“Hmmm…  
seems to be very small…”

"\> Hmmm…  
\> seems to be very small…

Looks like 28" to me.  
moe!"

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunately-explicit-ebay-photography/151847/24 "2003-02-01T03:53:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Screeme \*  
> \*\*Duke… its a completely different photo. (Although I’m assuming a very similar situation.) \*\*

Yes…my friend from the Snopes board sez they’ve been talking about this one. They think it’s the same guy.

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**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunately-explicit-ebay-photography/151847/25 "2003-02-01T04:23:13Z")

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On the plus side we now know that a TV screen reflection is **much** more flattering than a tea kettle reflection.

Who says we aren’t fighting ignorance around here ?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunately-explicit-ebay-photography/151847/26 "2003-02-01T05:50:44Z")

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Maybe he lives in a nudist colony?

😛

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**Author:** ![SnugTheJoiner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@SnugTheJoiner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnugTheJoiner)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunately-explicit-ebay-photography/151847/27 "2003-02-01T06:06:29Z")

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I can’t see a darn thing. Maybe it’s like the “canals” on Mars: you can see them if someone points them out to you, then you say, “Oh, yeah!”

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunately-explicit-ebay-photography/151847/28 "2003-02-01T06:29:58Z")

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Here’s the kettle guy, I had saved it and out it on my website.

It’s **much** less grainy than the OP’s link, so I wouldn’t open it at work.

[http://fathom.org/jjtm/dungeon/QuickEbayTip.html](http://fathom.org/jjtm/dungeon/QuickEbayTip.html)

(Ah, this is also the pic in **Duke** ’s Snopes link.)

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**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunately-explicit-ebay-photography/151847/29 "2003-02-01T18:59:42Z")

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Gosh you guys have extremely good eyesight, I can’t actually _see_ any details on the TV thing, just the blurry shape and the fact that it looks like he has no pants on.

I still can’t help feeling he deserves the benefit of the doubt, and it might be a mistake. (I mean he could have made it a lot more obvious if he was a real flasher, couldn’t he?)

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**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunately-explicit-ebay-photography/151847/30 "2003-02-01T19:18:34Z")

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Or if he’d had a better flash!

(I can’t believe I just typed that. 😃 )

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunately-explicit-ebay-photography/151847/31 "2003-02-02T00:50:58Z")

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The Snopes link has both the kettle and the TV pictures now.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunately-explicit-ebay-photography/151847/32 "2003-02-02T17:00:53Z")

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“Gosh you guys have extremely good eyesight, I can’t actually _see_ any details on the TV thing”

If you could see detail, they couldn’t post such a link on the board.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfortunately-explicit-ebay-photography/151847/33 "2003-02-02T18:32:24Z")

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Me thinks he misunderstood what the “HD” in HDTV means. He better stick with a GameBoy.

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