# Unfunny Comedians

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfunny-comedians/41495>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 16, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfunny-comedians/41495 "2000-11-16T19:07:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![HelloKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecccb3/32.png) [@HelloKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelloKitty)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfunny-comedians/41495/1 "2000-11-16T19:07:29Z")

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This was brought to mind by the “Is Richard Lewis funny?” thread. My nominations:

Martin Mull - He is always described as a comedian, however I have never laughed at anything he has ever said. Has he ever even DONE stand up comedy?

David Brenner - Sure, he is funny LOOKING…but funny? No.

Jay Leno - OK, about 1 of every 100 jokes he tells is mildly humorous, so he could vaguely be considered as funny, but I very rarely laugh during his monologues.

Richard Lewis and Whoopi Goldberg were mentioned in the other thread, and neither of them is or ever has been funny.

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**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfunny-comedians/41495/2 "2000-11-16T19:16:16Z")

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Hi **Kitty**. I think you meant to say **Margaret Cho** and **Whoopi Goldberg** (my nominees).

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**Author:** ![Me\_Joe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecccb3/32.png) [@Me\_Joe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Me_Joe)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfunny-comedians/41495/3 "2000-11-16T19:18:31Z")

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Norm MacDonald should…nay MUST be added to any list of unfunny comedians, as should Janine Garafolo and Gilbert Gottfried.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfunny-comedians/41495/4 "2000-11-16T19:48:23Z")

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**Bob Sagat**

**Louie Anderson**

**Whoopie Goldberg**  
With all of the talent floating around in this world, how in Hell did these fucknuggets ever even get a try out?

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfunny-comedians/41495/5 "2000-11-16T20:04:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Zenster \*  
> \*\ ***Bob Sagat**  
> \*\*

His stand up show is totally different than his lame TV performances.

My list:

Margaret Cho  
Wendy Leibman  
Jay Leno  
Don Rickles  
Alan King  
Billy Crystal

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**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfunny-comedians/41495/6 "2000-11-17T00:27:36Z")

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Dan Rather  
Tom Brokaw  
Peter Jennings

Huh? Ohh.  
_Never mind…_

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfunny-comedians/41495/7 "2000-11-17T00:33:12Z")

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The hard part these days is trying to think of a commedian who is actually funny. The Eddie Izzard special on HBO last year is about the only time in the last 5 years I actually laughed at stand-up.

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**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unfunny-comedians/41495/8 "2000-11-17T01:45:07Z")

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BRUCE VILANCH is soooo not funny, he’s quite repulsive, that includes his appearance.
