# Unhand my Pickle!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unhand-my-pickle/147679>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 10, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unhand-my-pickle/147679 "2003-01-10T04:08:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![senor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@senor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/senor)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unhand-my-pickle/147679/101 "2003-01-20T15:30:21Z")

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Hola!

This has to be one of the most asinine bits I have ever read on this forum. Were you smoking marijuana when you thinking this up? Were you and three of your pot smoking geek friends at a TGI Fridays when the “Pickle conspiracy” was brought up? You must live a boring life.

I ought to drop my pants and slap you silly with my vlassic. Then you will either turn me on to what you are smoking, or you will swear before God, and the almighty Gherkin industry that you will not ever write shit like this again!

SENOR

P.S. When you feel like getting stimulated, do you use a dildo or a cucumber?

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**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unhand-my-pickle/147679/102 "2003-01-20T15:43:28Z")

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Senor pendejo,

Talk about calling the kettle black :rolleyes:

As for your final comment, kindly go jump in a bloody lake you twunt.

Sinceramente,

Washte

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**Author:** ![ChuckForbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@ChuckForbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChuckForbin)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unhand-my-pickle/147679/103 "2003-01-21T15:09:46Z")

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So anyway **Green Bean** -

Gonna eat that ?

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unhand-my-pickle/147679/104 "2003-01-21T20:22:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by OxyMoron \*  
> \*\*Well, IMHO, it only works for bread and butter pickles because they’re so damn sweet - to me they’re kind of like jelly, only crisp, which makes a nice textural counterpoint to the peanut butter…
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> (textural counterpoint?!!)
> 
> I’ll stop now. \*\*

No. No. No. Dill! There’s a very precise way to do this - white bread, the squishier the better; butter on one side; peanut butter on the other; dill pickles sliced the long way; glass of milk. Mmmm.

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**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unhand-my-pickle/147679/105 "2003-01-21T21:35:19Z")

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Milk with pickles??? :eek:

Makes my tummy curdle just thinking about it!!

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