# Unholy Lesbian Vampire Army of the Night

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unholy-lesbian-vampire-army-of-the-night/30545>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 24, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unholy-lesbian-vampire-army-of-the-night/30545 "2000-08-24T03:26:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unholy-lesbian-vampire-army-of-the-night/30545/21 "2000-08-24T21:11:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MysterEcks \*  
> \*\*Just out of curiosity…what’s the ULVAN armed with, anyway? \*\*

36" Nuclear dildos.

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**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unholy-lesbian-vampire-army-of-the-night/30545/22 "2000-08-24T21:17:04Z")

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> 36" Nuclear dildos.

Crusty Christ Come! That’s terrifying!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unholy-lesbian-vampire-army-of-the-night/30545/23 "2000-08-24T22:33:35Z")

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Can I join? Um . . . what I can do . . . well, my neck is really neat, and I’ll wash it for you tonight if you like.

I’m also a really good listener. And look at my sig line for further . . . talents, if nothing else, I dunno. I can lure the occasional unsuspecting girl/woman to your VAM.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unholy-lesbian-vampire-army-of-the-night/30545/24 "2000-08-24T22:38:11Z")

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Sorry, meant VAN, not VAM.

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