# Unintentionally evil (if perhaps morbidly funny) things you've seen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-evil-if-perhaps-morbidly-funny-things-youve-seen/658439>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 15, 2013, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-evil-if-perhaps-morbidly-funny-things-youve-seen/658439 "2013-05-15T18:44:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Disheavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Disheavel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disheavel)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-evil-if-perhaps-morbidly-funny-things-youve-seen/658439/141 "2013-05-31T23:02:12Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> Great barbecue is handed to you through a [bulletproof lazy susan](http://www.google.com/imgres?newwindow=1&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=qz9k-SWpQ9SouM:&imgrefurl=http://noshameadventures.blogspot.com/2012/06/chicago-uncle-johns-barbecue.html&docid=dq5PP0dJ-k-FlM&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yaVVAG197hU/T8oiax90wyI/AAAAAAAAHVc/QTWvuJMD27A/s1600/IMG_20120517_201111.jpg&w=1600&h=1200&ei=i0aVUer9Eeq-0AGS54CYBg&zoom=1&biw=1366&bih=577&iact=rc&dur=372&page=1&tbnh=132&tbnw=166&start=0&ndsp=29&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0,i:95&tx=82&ty=56):

Please be Harold’s Chicken Shack on the South Side! Don’t let there be two such places! And after going to the website- nope but they do mention Harold’s!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-evil-if-perhaps-morbidly-funny-things-youve-seen/658439/142 "2013-05-31T23:22:25Z")

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There’s an Uncle Tom’s Market in Brunswick, Maine.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-evil-if-perhaps-morbidly-funny-things-youve-seen/658439/143 "2013-06-01T00:09:46Z")

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> [@Fretful\_Porpentine](#):
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> One of the student groups here has put up a bunch of posters advertising “a stage play geared toward making sex trafficking a reality in our community” :eek:
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> I am _pretty_ sure they mean “raising awareness about sex trafficking,” but I did do a double take.

If you can’t score with one of the actors, you didn’t offer the director enough money.

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**Author:** ![TwoCoasts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5e9695/32.png) [@TwoCoasts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoCoasts)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-evil-if-perhaps-morbidly-funny-things-youve-seen/658439/144 "2013-06-03T11:17:33Z")

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What did the US Forest Service see fit to put at the location of the Donner Party camp?

A picnic area.

[http://www.fs.fed.us/wildflowers/regions/pacificsouthwest/DonnerCamp/index.shtml](http://www.fs.fed.us/wildflowers/regions/pacificsouthwest/DonnerCamp/index.shtml)

And googling to find the link for that led me to this:

> **[Togel Hongkong : Kegunaan Data HK Dan Keluaran HK Hari Ini - Toto HK](https://donnersummitareaassociation.org)**
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> Situs togel hongkong yang menyediakan data hk lengkap dan keluaran hk hari ini. Baca juga kegunaan data hk dalam toto hk 2022. Gratis!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-evil-if-perhaps-morbidly-funny-things-youve-seen/658439/145 "2013-06-03T11:23:55Z")

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Too bad it wasn’t there in 1846.

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**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-evil-if-perhaps-morbidly-funny-things-youve-seen/658439/146 "2013-06-03T11:43:28Z")

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I work in a 9-1-1 center and use a [Computer Aided Dispatch](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer-aided_dispatch) program to keep track of where police cars and ambulance are going in relation to calls. I click a button and the system automatically changes the unit status to Dispatched or whatever.

After an ambulance drops off a patient at the hospital the crew calls us for their runtimes… exactly what time they were in each status. The runtimes for a typical call go something like this:

**D** ispatched 8:02  
**E** nroute 8:03  
**A** rrived 8:09  
**T** ransporting 8:24  
**H** ospital 8:30

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-evil-if-perhaps-morbidly-funny-things-youve-seen/658439/147 "2013-06-03T16:59:11Z")

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> [@TwoCoasts](#):
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> What did the US Forest Service see fit to put at the location of the Donner Party camp?
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> A picnic area.
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> [http://www.fs.fed.us/wildflowers/regions/pacificsouthwest/DonnerCamp/index.shtml](http://www.fs.fed.us/wildflowers/regions/pacificsouthwest/DonnerCamp/index.shtml)
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> And googling to find the link for that led me to this:
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> [Togel Hongkong : Kegunaan Data HK Dan Keluaran HK Hari Ini - Toto HK](http://donnersummitareaassociation.org/wordpress/2009/07/donner-summit-annual-community-picnic/)

When we drive to California we typically drive west through Donner Pass, and always stop for a picnic lunch at the rest stop in the peak saddle. It is mind boggling that the last 2 times I have driven it the weather was warm and sunny and there was nothing more than some residual plowed up snowbanks that were assiduously melting away. In February. :smack:

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-evil-if-perhaps-morbidly-funny-things-youve-seen/658439/148 "2013-06-03T17:04:20Z")

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Driving by a Taekwondo school the other day - big building, the Word ‘Taekwondo’ very much a signage to the building - they had attached one of those temporary type banners to the building…

That a new chiropractor’s office was now open.

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