# Unintentionally hilarious company URLs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 9, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377 "2014-01-09T18:22:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/1 "2014-01-09T18:22:53Z")

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The most famous of these are fairly well known, such as the URL for Who Represents ([www.whorepresents.com](http://www.whorepresents.com)). There’s a list of some other well-known ones [here](http://independentsources.com/2006/07/12/worst-company-urls/).

I found one locally here in the Quad Cities for a towing company named Ince’s. The URL is, yes, [www.incestowing.com](http://www.incestowing.com).

Anyone else found some gems among their local business URLs?

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/2 "2014-01-09T18:24:59Z")

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Hmm…why, when I read that list, do I hear them spoken by Sean Connery?

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/3 "2014-01-09T18:27:50Z")

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Well, it’s not local, but I noticed recently that Dick’s Sporting Goods finally got [dicks.com](http://dicks.com) away from the porn site that used to own it.

Which I only know about because sometimes when I’m shopping for sporting goods, I type faster than I think.

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/4 "2014-01-09T18:44:58Z")

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Not a company URL, but my company once had an employee whose last name was Nuss, and whose first name began with A. Naturally all company email addresses were in the form of first initial, last name, all lowercase.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/5 "2014-01-09T19:10:56Z")

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I just deployed an internal site that contains a custom form called, “Authorization Request for Service”. I created the URL according to the form acronym. Couple of years ago I created a url for the Finance & Accounting Group.

yeah… sometimes I’m 12.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/6 "2014-01-09T19:42:59Z")

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> [@SpoilerVirgin](#):
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> Not a company URL, but my company once had an employee whose last name was Nuss, and whose first name began with A. Naturally all company email addresses were in the form of first initial, last name, all lowercase.

You know, everyone always talks about that format with a story of some poor schlub getting a terrible email address but I was envious of the B. Eastman at my last company 😃

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**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/7 "2014-01-09T19:52:17Z")

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There’s a custom pen shop named “Pen Island” who has a horrid URL.

Urgh… saw OPs list, there it was.

B. Eastman. That’s awesome. Too bad there’s not a “Bob Atman” at the company as well.

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**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/8 "2014-01-09T19:52:27Z")

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I worked on a project for [www.mofo.com](http://www.mofo.com/).

They seemed quite proud of it, and in conference presentations would say, “Yes, we are MOFO!”

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**Author:** ![SprungFromCages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@SprungFromCages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SprungFromCages)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/9 "2014-01-09T19:56:43Z")

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a buddy of mine’s name ended in -ner and his first name was Dave. So the email was last name, first initial, or --nerd@\_\_\_\_.com

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/10 "2014-01-09T20:00:12Z")

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Well, there’s Air Systems of Sacramento, which used to have a fleet of trucks with an 80s-ish stylized acronym all over them. Their URL is… aw, boring, [airsystems1.com](http://airsystems1.com). Wonder if that’s new?

Not a company, but [www.cincinnatireds.com](http://www.cincinnatireds.com) always catches my eye during games. Where’s Cincinna, and what’s so fatiguing about it?

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**Author:** ![Silvorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Silvorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silvorange)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/11 "2014-01-09T20:04:24Z")

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> [@SpoilerVirgin](#):
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> Not a company URL, but my company once had an employee whose last name was Nuss, and whose first name began with A. Naturally all company email addresses were in the form of first initial, last name, all lowercase.

I once had to send an email to an A. Nally in that format.

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**Author:** ![DataX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DataX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DataX)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/12 "2014-01-09T20:37:34Z")

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[allwomenstalk.com](http://allwomenstalk.com)

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**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/13 "2014-01-09T20:55:27Z")

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[kidsexchange.net](http://kidsexchange.net), children’s consignment shop.  
And their physical [sign](http://blog.corporatelogos.ws/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kidsexchange.jpg) doesn’t make it any clearer.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/14 "2014-01-09T21:15:22Z")

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Giant in the Playground, the site for the online D&D comic strip _The Order of the Stick_, has the URL [GiantITP.com](http://GiantITP.com)…or, in all lower-case, [giantitp.com](http://giantitp.com). 🙂

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/15 "2014-01-09T21:28:29Z")

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A site for the Ottawa Senators of the NHL was blocked at work for the longest time, but it’s been resolved apparently.

> **[Ottawa Citizen](https://ottawacitizen.com/category/sports/hockey/nhl/senators-extra/)**
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> Latest updates on Schedules, Scores, Roster, Standings, Stats & News. Find information on latest and upcoming events.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/16 "2014-01-09T21:53:50Z")

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NASA once had a page that was getting blocked by all the web filters… The url ended with “marsexplorer.html”.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/17 "2014-01-09T22:05:41Z")

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> [@bump](#):
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> There’s a custom pen shop named “Pen Island” who has a horrid URL.

Is Pen Island more than a spoof? I’m pretty sure it used to be a spoof years ago, but it looks different now.

But it still has hints spread throughout the site, such as:

Their motto: Your **pen is** our business

From their FAQ page:  
Q: Can I provide my own wood?  
A: In most cases we can handle your wood…

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/18 "2014-01-09T22:24:32Z")

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> [@DataX](#):
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> [allwomenstalk.com](http://allwomenstalk.com)

Yes. Yes they do.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/19 "2014-01-09T22:34:45Z")

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It’s since been changed but not that long ago if you wanted to work for Blackberry you would head on over to [noparse][http://rim.jobs](http://rim.jobs)[/noparse].

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintentionally-hilarious-company-urls/678377/20 "2014-01-10T00:04:29Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> A site for the Ottawa Senators of the NHL was blocked at work for the longest time, but it’s been resolved apparently.
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> [http://www.senatorsextra.com](http://www.senatorsextra.com)

Wasn’t he the Congressman who resigned after pictures of his junk got into the public domain?

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