Union files grievance against goats that are taking away their jobs

I think the real solution is to unionize the goats.

Their leader would be Jimmy Hoofa.

That’s good–I hear that he’s out standing in his field.

I herd he was the cornerstone of the union.

Breaking the pun cycle here, if the union is worried about the goats, what does that say about them? That a goat can do a job just as well as a union member, or better even?

I’d say more worried about a contract being broken without consequences.

My reading is that the area the goats are tending isn’t covered under the union contract.

Exactly.

Hey, our shitposting is the greatest of all time.

What with dogs found to have the ability to sniff out cancer, I’ve been worried that I’ll come to work at the hospital one day and find a Labrador in my office chair, slurping coffee out of my cup. :eek:

But not if the union has anything to say about it. :mad:

If you don’t like Lab reports, wait 'til you see who’s doing CAT scans.

A moonlighting copy cat?

I’m fetap with these really bad puns.

Yeah, they are getting a bit tebwongo, aren’t they?

Well then, go on an get out of this thread. Alpaca you a lunch.