# Unisys is the most disorganized company in the world!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unisys-is-the-most-disorganized-company-in-the-world/721732>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 5, 2015, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unisys-is-the-most-disorganized-company-in-the-world/721732 "2015-06-05T19:01:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![boffking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@boffking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boffking)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unisys-is-the-most-disorganized-company-in-the-world/721732/1 "2015-06-05T19:01:45Z")

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Like clockwork, I get a call from Unisys, usually by someone who can’t speak English very well, every three months asking if I want a job there. They then proceed to ask me if I am okay with their job description, and ask me some technical questions (which never change).  
The job is field warranty work for Dell. I have gotten very far in the interview process with them a couple of times, but never hired.  
Anyone know exactly what is going on with them? They always tell me it’s a yearlong contract, but they still have an “urgent need” every three months, almost to the day. Of course, despite this, I have never actually gotten an offer from them. Is there some crooked recruiter who is just trying to waste the company’s money? This whole thing just seems ridiculous.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unisys-is-the-most-disorganized-company-in-the-world/721732/2 "2015-06-05T20:01:43Z")

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Are you sure he even works for/ contracts with Unisys?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unisys-is-the-most-disorganized-company-in-the-world/721732/3 "2015-06-05T21:08:48Z")

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I can’t even BEGIN to imagine how they’re going to resolve all these different timelines, and John Connor as a nanite-man? And Old Arnold vs. Young CGI Arnold? Don’t get me started.

Why can’t Hollywood just leave well enough alone?

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**Author:** ![CinnamonBabka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CinnamonBabka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CinnamonBabka)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unisys-is-the-most-disorganized-company-in-the-world/721732/4 "2015-06-05T21:30:33Z")

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That can’t be true. I don’t work for Unisys.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unisys-is-the-most-disorganized-company-in-the-world/721732/5 "2015-06-05T21:34:55Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Are you sure he even works for/ contracts with Unisys?

He may not, but the OP is almost correct, he just needed to say _Unisys is one of the most disorganized companies in the world._ It’s a 400 way tie for first place.