# United Way Slogan Contest

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/united-way-slogan-contest/592189>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 10, 2011, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/united-way-slogan-contest/592189 "2011-08-10T12:51:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/united-way-slogan-contest/592189/21 "2011-08-17T19:46:51Z")

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Support the United Way  
Or next year you’re on the committee

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**Author:** ![Furious\_Marmot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dfb087/32.png) [@Furious\_Marmot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Furious_Marmot)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/united-way-slogan-contest/592189/22 "2011-08-17T20:05:16Z")

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United Way. Your boss can’t jerk off properly unless he has 100% compliance.

United Way. We own you, motherfucker. Now obey.

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**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/united-way-slogan-contest/592189/23 "2011-08-17T20:05:22Z")

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Give till it hurts.  
Our CEO needs his 7-figure salary…and his expense account!  
The United Way-enriching its management for over 100 years!

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