# Unlikely Doper Quotations **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 10, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803 "2000-08-10T04:49:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/61 "2000-08-11T02:01:54Z")
LOL!! Thanks, pipefitter! You sure got me pegged, don’t you?! And, you’re using mine in your sig too. _Blush_ Thank you, sweetie. **Danielinthewolvesden** -I hate to flirt, and worse, to give massages. I don’t know why these women keep throwing themselves at me. I think Coldfire is just so _cute_! And there have been entirely too many parties on this board lately. This needs to stop! ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/62 "2000-08-11T02:25:38Z")
Ed Zotti: Why, yes, rastahomie, I’d love to have you moderate one of our forums. What with your 400 & some-odd posts, you’re expertly qualified. ChrisCTP, Alphagene, Omniscient, Flypsyde, Gaudere, David B, Auraseer…: Wasn’t our waitress GREAT?!? ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/63 "2000-08-11T02:53:06Z")
Silent Bob: “Hey.” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/64 "2000-08-11T03:16:21Z")
Satan - No, no, I don’t think I’ll mention that I’ve done this before. Mr. Cynical - I’ve got an idea! I’ll research EVERY post to the board before I even type a single letter. (Up yours, Bri. I was busy last month:)) ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/65 "2000-08-11T03:17:38Z")
Uh oh…I don’t know if I should be flattered or worried that matt’s hitting on me… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/66 "2000-08-11T03:48:39Z")
Flattered. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/67 "2000-08-11T04:45:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Flattered. \*\* But not exclusive. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/68 "2000-08-11T04:47:12Z")
Lexicon - {{{{{{{{anyone}}}}}}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/69 "2000-08-11T05:09:19Z")
Anyone - {{{{{{{{Lexicon}}}}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/70 "2000-08-11T06:35:09Z")
Not true. I could solicit hugs from several people here. Really, I could. I could, really. right? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/71 "2000-08-11T06:37:52Z")
{{{{{{Lexicon}}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/72 "2000-08-11T06:42:34Z")
Silver\_Fire: I’m not a sap! Screw you Lexi! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/73 "2000-08-11T06:45:23Z")
{{{{{Freakly}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/74 "2000-08-11T06:48:20Z")
**Monster104** - I would never want a hug from Silver\_Fire! (hint hint) ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/75 "2000-08-11T06:48:39Z")
Once again: \ You’re so on my list of who I want to be on top of, Silver\_Fire! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/76 "2000-08-11T06:51:36Z")
{{{{{{Monster104}}}}}} (Anyone else? Think I should start a thread?) Lexi, you are so on my list of people I want on top of me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/77 "2000-08-11T06:57:31Z")
Oooh! ooh! me! me! anyone - a fake quote for any gay poster not involving the opposite sex (except, of course, monster104) anyone - a fake quote for Dry not involving shakespeare Silver Fire - Surgo, I love you, will you marry me? Me - No, I couldn’t do that, I hardly know you. SF - Did I mention I hate cooking? Me - Well, I hate eating, but still… VV - If you weren’t so young… But I still prefer older men. FormerAgent - Hey, we have so many smart people here, why don’t we take over the world? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/78 "2000-08-11T07:10:57Z")
**jally:** I just _love_ this board. I find nothing wrong with it. It’s just perfect the way it is! I know what belongs in each forum, and I follow those forum rules. I never bitch and whine about anything. Did I mention I love this board? ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/79 "2000-08-11T08:34:35Z")
LOL.🙂 > [@](#): > > **Danielinthewolvesden** > anniz: men, who needs them? Ha, haaaa, you’re right I need one badly… ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/80 "2000-08-11T10:31:26Z")
**Silver\_Fire:** Sure, I’ll let that thread die. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803.md?page=5)