# Unlikely Doper Quotations **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 10, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803 "2000-08-10T04:49:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/81 "2000-08-11T10:57:27Z")
**tracer** - Anything worthwhile to the OP. **Maeglin** - A thorough description of the act of munging šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/82 "2000-08-11T13:02:56Z")
Doobieous: Of course my name refers to marijuana! I smoke it all the time! I mean, think about it: what ELSE could it mean??? \ ---
**Author:** ![Phobos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Phobos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phobos)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/83 "2000-08-11T13:18:02Z")
**Chronos** - youā€™re right, FTL travel _is_ possible! ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/84 "2000-08-11T22:18:13Z")
Ok i gots me some moreā€¦ **Democritus** - Screw bjork! Iā€™m listening to some Tom Jones! Quick, get me that book with the shot of him at the pool! **Me** - That girl is so damn fly! Iā€™d like to get my hands all up in her! **Pricciar** - I canā€™t stand to listen to Stereolab! Gimme some gangster rap, homeboy! **SeaDiver** - Damn straight iā€™m hot! Ainā€™t no woman hotter than me! Look out boys, SeaDiverā€™s coming! **GaWd** - honey, should we decorate the house in country decor, or in a nice Victorian Era decor? I do think those porcelain dolls are lovely, donā€™t you? **Kyla** - Iā€™ve decided to become a conservative republican fundamentalist Christian! **Surgoshan** - Girls are yucky! **Alphagene** - Honey, lets buy some kittens and puppies, and plant a nice cutting garden. Then we can invite all the little kids in the neighborhood to our house for some milk and cookies, and perhaps a story or two. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/85 "2000-08-12T06:00:08Z")
**John John** Electing Hillary Clinton to the Senate is an important first step towards getting her to make a run for the Presidency in 2008. While I fully support her politics, I must admit that the best part of the idea is that weā€™ll all get to see more of her sexy and trim posterior. **Cyberian54** Oh, I meant to post that using this nickname. Well I guess the charade is over. **Monty** Iā€™m really just a big flirt. I can woo women with my easygoing personality in virtually any language except Esperanto. I just have no use for made up languages. **Coldfire** Geddy Leeā€™s effeminate caterwauling makes me cringe so hard that Iā€™m considering trying alcohol for the first time. And Neil Peartā€™s nonsensical ravings are no match for the fine prose of Bj0rn. **David B** Iā€™ll admit that my faith biases me in favor of it, but I think itā€™s obvious that Creation as described in the Bible is fully supported by scientific evidence. **Tomndebb** Who would ever want to know that sort of mundane trivia? Do you think we have nothing better to do than research these sort of stupid questions for you? **Esprix** I really miss that OgreFade guy. If anyone knows how to reach him, since he doesnā€™t read the boards, tell him to drop me an email. **SqrlCub** I know Iā€™m going to come off as a bit of a prude again, but I just donā€™t see the appeal of sticking metal objects into your skin. **Bricker** Who would waste their time playing pointless trivia contests over the internet? **Libertarian** So I was thinking to myself about what a great leader Lenin wasā€¦ **Oat Willie** Oh, I get it now. Youā€™re right, I was just an asshole. **Lee** When youā€™ve got breasts as small as mine, sometimes itā€™s just easier to not wear a bra at all. **Polycarp** Iā€™m pretty new to this whole Internet thing. **Ukulele Ike** I really like the way those new ā€œBush/Cheney 2000ā€ bumper stickers look on my pickup truck when I go out hunting. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803/86 "2000-08-12T13:17:05Z")
\*\*Shirley Ujest \*\* I like tupperware parties. **Tatertot** German cuisine is so darn good! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlikely-doper-quotations/28803.md?page=4)