# Unlimited Funds for Hillary? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 20, 2004, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809 "2004-11-20T06:46:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/41 "2004-11-20T22:02:19Z")
> [@smartini](#): > > Awww **dwc** , come on now…you know that is just going to make them want a prevarication wing for issues related to Iran Contra in the Reagan Library. This is not a bad idea on the face of it but I think it could get a tad out of hand, don’t you? > > 😃 You’re right. Deception in the interest of national security and those interests abroad just don’t compare to good old-fashioned Arkansas cover-your-ass bullshit, now does it? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/42 "2004-11-20T22:51:19Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > So, when do we get to see Rosie coming back to apologize for being a loon? Ahh, the much-heralded Kentucky Loon Derby–where the winner is the first person to apologize for being incurably nutty. I suspect it will be a photo-finish between **Roseworm** and **Razorsharp**. (But be patient. It’s a long race when the contestants are blindfolded, have their fingers in their ears and are constantly shouting, “La-la-la, I can’t heaaaaar you!”) ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/43 "2004-11-20T23:00:19Z")
> [@](#): > > So, when do we get to see Rosie coming back to apologize for being a loon? We have two chances of that. Fat and slim. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/44 "2004-11-20T23:15:53Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > So, when do we get to see Rosie coming back to apologize for being a loon? It’s scheduled for a week after the Sun collapses upon itself and forms a black hole, I believe. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/45 "2004-11-20T23:38:26Z")
What would happen is **Roseworm** and **Reeder** had sex? I’m guessing it would cause a singularity (black hole) to appear and time would run backwards and dogs would be able to play croquet. (though they wouldn’t be that good at it and nobody would like it when they peed on the wickets) ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/46 "2004-11-21T05:24:23Z")
I would just like to add… :rolleyes: that is all. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/47 "2004-11-21T06:07:15Z")
> [@Roseworm](#): > > …All I can say is: > > Wow! I had exactly that reaction the first time I dropped acid and saw a butterfly. The really good stuff can last 24 hours, so a hearty welcome back in advance! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/48 "2004-11-21T06:10:03Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > You’re right. Deception in the interest of national security and those interests abroad just don’t compare to good old-fashioned Arkansas cover-your-ass bullshit, now does it? 😉 Yeah, if all those people hadn’t lied in the interests of national security, the Contras might have invaded and conquered the United States by now. Phew, that was close. What’s that? Kool-Aid? Sure, I’m thirsty, just gimme a small glass… ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/49 "2004-11-21T06:14:18Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > You’re right. Deception in the interest of national security and those interests abroad just don’t compare to good old-fashioned Arkansas cover-your-ass bullshit, now does it? 😉 Cite that there _was_ any such CYA bullshit in Whitewater? I didn’t think so. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/50 "2004-11-21T21:55:23Z")
> [@Reeder](#): > > I thought we were here to fight ignorance. Not promote it. Considering the source of the above caused a fatal exception error in my Irony-meter software. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/51 "2004-11-21T22:19:33Z")
> [@Roseworm](#): > > Here are the facts: > Let us assume she will probably use it as an HQ for her 2008 presidential bid. It’s these types of thoughts that caused me to stop sniffing glue. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/52 "2004-11-21T22:48:30Z")
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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/53 "2004-11-22T03:55:47Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > What would happen is **Roseworm** and **Reeder** had sex? > I’m guessing it would cause a singularity (black hole) to appear and time would run backwards and dogs would be able to play croquet. (though they wouldn’t be that good at it and nobody would like it when they peed on the wickets) I bet dogs can play croquet already. They can play poker; I’ve seen it in a picture. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Llama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@The\_Llama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Llama)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/54 "2004-11-22T04:46:39Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Yeah, they could call it The North Wing of The Reagan Library. I had to read this 3 times to get it. It was funny when I did get it, though. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/55 "2004-11-22T05:36:39Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Considering the source of the above caused a fatal exception error in my Irony-meter software. Damn you. I’ll be cleaning diet pepsi off of my keyboard for hours. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/56 "2004-11-22T05:39:16Z")
> [@Waverly](#): > > It’s these types of thoughts that caused me to stop sniffing glue. Based on the OP, I think you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue! ---
**Author:** ![tagos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tagos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tagos)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/57 "2004-11-22T11:39:27Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > What would happen is **Roseworm** and **Reeder** had sex? > I’m guessing it would cause a singularity (black hole) to appear and time would run backwards and dogs would be able to play croquet. (though they wouldn’t be that good at it and nobody would like it when they peed on the wickets) Razorback, Duffer? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809/58 "2004-11-22T12:07:51Z")
[extremely pedantic hijack] > [@Marley23](#): > > You’ve **peaked** my curiosity. “piqued” Sorry – just a pet peeve of mine. Otherwise, freakin’ hilarious. Carry on. [/eph] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unlimited-funds-for-hillary/275809.md?page=2)