# Unofficial Mini-LonDope in January

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 8, 2004, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395 "2004-01-08T11:11:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/41 "2004-01-08T15:09:33Z")

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Cool! Can I be in it? I can be the quietly macho juice-drinking teetotaller in the corner who’s secretly a crime-fighting superhero by night.

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/42 "2004-01-08T16:12:23Z")

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I’ll be up for it, as long as I can get babysitting. And I’m living in fairly Central London now, with room for a guest or two 🙂

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/43 "2004-01-08T16:27:40Z")

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we’ll see. bribes accepted.

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/44 "2004-01-08T16:58:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angua \*  
> And there will be no photos of my arse or cleavage. Else there will be trouble…

So you’re planning on barring cameras frm the pub entirely, then? 😉

(Hi guys!)

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/45 "2004-01-08T17:02:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eva Luna \*  
> \*\*So you’re planning on barring cameras frm the pub entirely, then? 😉 \*\*

If I need to, then yes. Besides, it looks like I may well be the only one there with a camera. 😃

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/46 "2004-01-08T17:08:10Z")

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I can brng my works digital camera.

arse  
cleavage  
arse  
etc

posted on the interweb again  
😃

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/47 "2004-01-08T17:10:51Z")

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_contemplates wearing salwar kameez to the DopeFest_

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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/48 "2004-01-08T17:17:05Z")

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_Contemplates losing some weight before the dopefest…_

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/49 "2004-01-08T17:17:25Z")

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sal-what now?

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/50 "2004-01-08T17:20:58Z")

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salwar kameez - Indian dress which generally consists of trousers and a tunic top. However, all the ones I own appear to have rather low cut necks. Still, no chance of arse-cleavage pictures at least.

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**Author:** ![Mad\_Matt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Mad\_Matt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mad_Matt)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/51 "2004-01-08T19:25:18Z")

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Hmmm…

Drink, Dopers, day out…

Just to let you know I’ve seen the thread (and Southend’s not that far away).

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/52 "2004-01-08T20:27:43Z")

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I just scrolled down a bit too fast, and thought for a second that **Bibliovore** was contemplating wearing the salwar kameez. That one might have been worth another plane ticket…

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**Author:** ![confessorknight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@confessorknight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/confessorknight)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/53 "2004-01-08T21:18:47Z")

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Hell i’m in and seeing as how I finally have a bit of cash to spare I can finally afford to repay in kind all those wonderful dopers to whom I owe a drink.

So…Time and Place?

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/54 "2004-01-08T21:42:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eva Luna \*  
> \*\*I just scrolled down a bit too fast, and thought for a second that **Bibliovore** was contemplating wearing the salwar kameez. That one might have been worth another plane ticket… \*\*

_brain explodes at that thought_

Now, it wouldn’t normally, I’ve seen men in salwaar kurta (the male equivalent of salwaar kameez), but I’m just picturing him in some pretty thing like [one of these](http://www.salwarkameezindia.com/ready_to_wear_salwar_kameez.htm).  
Bwahahahahahaha 😃

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/55 "2004-01-08T22:13:08Z")

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I _would_ come to the Londope, but I fear the stentorian outbursts and wild gesticulations of an inebriated **paulberserker**.

And don’t mention the “P” word!

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/56 "2004-01-08T22:20:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gyrate \*  
> \*\*I _would_ come to the Londope, but I fear the stentorian outbursts and wild gesticulations of an inebriated **paulberserker**.
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> And don’t mention the “P” word! \*\*

Oh, go on. I’m going to bake white chocolate chip cookies. And I’m sure we can keep **paulberserker** under control. Well, I’ll try, if I’m paying attention…

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/57 "2004-01-08T22:47:29Z")

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Camdeb Tup’s pretty good, if colonised by wankers from Food Records (Parlophone? They certainly used to treat it as a local). Certainly handy for me, although I may be landed with a rotten peach of a job in Slough that week so can’t say for sure if I can make it yet.

Have been recommended a place called The Two Brewers (Monmouth Street, Covent Garden) as a decent “normal” pub, plan to test it this Sunday with some mates - I shall report. Also has the benefit of being round the corner from Freud’s, an underground dive whose claim to fame is that they serve a very generous pint of cocktail for a fiver.

Reading on the 17th possible, but given that I’m only back from Warrington on the 16th I doubt another public transport trek will be that enticing…

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/58 "2004-01-08T23:00:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angua \*
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> Now, it wouldn’t normally, I’ve seen men in salwaar kurta (the male equivalent of salwaar kameez), but I’m just picturing him in some pretty thing like [one of these](http://www.salwarkameezindia.com/ready_to_wear_salwar_kameez.htm).  
> Bwahahahahahaha 😃 \*\*

I think he’d look, erm, _stunning_ in that fuschia number.

And \*\*Gyrate, \*\* don’t you worry your little head about **paul** …remember that extra-special cookie recipe we talked about, **Angua?**

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/59 "2004-01-08T23:14:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eva Luna \*  
> **I think he’d look, erm, _stunning_ in that fuschia number.**

Bwahahahaha 😃

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> \*\*And \*\*Gyrate, \*\* don’t you worry your little head about **paul** …remember that extra-special cookie recipe we talked about, **Angua?** \*\*

Gotcha. Yup. I’ve got it round here somewhere. 😉

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**Author:** ![bonzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@bonzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bonzer)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/60 "2004-01-08T23:57:47Z")

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Just chimeing in to say the 24th is fine with me.

As I’m off to the US for the next week, I’ll just have to let the venue discussion (never mind the clothing one) continue without me and go with what you all decide. But Camden’s particularly easy for me.

I’ve drunk in The Two Brewers twice - nothing terribly memorable. Know where Freud’s is, but I’ve never been in. You’ve now got me intregued about the place.

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