# Unofficial Mini-LonDope in January

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 8, 2004, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395 "2004-01-08T11:11:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/61 "2004-01-09T00:13:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tansu \*  
> \*\*I can see the afternath.  
> Person A: Ooh that’s a lovely henna tattoo. Very David Beckham What does it say?  
> Person B: I think it’s Gujarati for “ARSE” \*\*

I love you, if I wasn’t leaving the country for **Twisty** I’d leave for you. 😃  
I’ve been barred from so many pubs it’s a wonder I ever managed to get pished in my youth. Now I do the barring.  
“Pick a window darlin’, you’re going home…”  
Wont be able to make the 17th, poo! I normally work Saturday afternoon/night, and I think they’d get a bit peeved if I started taking 'em all off. booo! Y’all give **Frannie** lots of hugs for me y’hear!  
[sub](oooh, that’s a point, **Frannie** I have your book safe.:))[/sub]

Just let me know a time and a place and I’ll be there. RAR! BEER! RAR!  
Ok, so who’s taking bets on what colour my hair is gonna be this time? 😉

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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/62 "2004-01-09T08:55:41Z")

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Ladies, if you think the Salwar Kemeez looks good, wait until you see me in a Sari…ROWR!  
And I’m hoping **Tir’s** hair will be white again like at the last Brumdope…

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/63 "2004-01-09T09:00:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \*  
> \*\*
> 
> I’ve been barred from so many pubs it’s a wonder I ever managed to get pished in my youth. Now I do the barring.  
> “Pick a window darlin’, you’re going home…”  
> \*\*

:eek: **Tir** in vicous mode.

**Bib** , I think a sari would look amazing on you. Oohh… More photos to add to my “men in saris” collection. Anyone else want to join in? 😃

Which reminds me - I’m off clothes shopping tomorrow - for a sari - black silk, with silver embroidery. 😃

Wha? I’ll just let you all decide a venue amongst yourselves (just make it somewhere that I can find OK? Or am I going to have to ask someone for help in navigating around London?), and I’ll carry on with the clothes discussion. Hey, I might be a geeky physicist, but I’m a geeky physicist _woman_. What do you expect? 😉

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/64 "2004-01-09T10:57:54Z")

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do not fear the Paul, **Gyrate**. I will behave. Do we have to do Camden? I’m no fan of the place. Unless we’re on award tour, around Londons finest drinking establishments.  
I like the west end.  
and **Crusoe** , if your in convenient garden, check out the Lamb & Flag.

it’s alright!

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/65 "2004-01-09T11:50:50Z")

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Well, hows about we meet up in the George Inn, near London Bridge, in the afternoon, get slaughtered and see if I can gate crash us into the London Dungeon? 😃

[http://www.pubs.com/georse1.htm](http://www.pubs.com/georse1.htm)

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/66 "2004-01-09T11:52:50Z")

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Sounds good to me. 🙂

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/67 "2004-01-09T12:38:12Z")

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The George Inn is one of London’s greatest treasures, how wonderful it would have been if it had survived intact.

wonderful indeed. sounds like a plan. time?

1ish?

monday we go out drinking  
tuesday we go out drinking  
wednesday-no drinking, as were already drunk.

i would also like to thank the fire brigade for closing Angel station last night and the tube dumping me in Hampstead, which as far as getting to places from is the arse end of nowhere. 45 minutes late i was. damn you crappy northern line!

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/68 "2004-01-09T12:43:10Z")

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The George is beautiful, I used to drink there all the time. 🙂

1pm is good. RAR! BEER!

[sub]and now for the vanity searchers…  
ianzin Crusoe Pingalondon Francesca Alex B garius paulberserker qts casdave kferr Angua jjimm Washte Kal Anahita Gyrate SciFiSam Sir Doris yojimbo ruadh curly chick Steve Wright brainfizz sirtonyh Herge kabbes confessorknight SpaceDog Tansu Gartog WILLASS The Great Unwashed Shade BigDaiv Bibliovore mrsface Mad Matt Lu Tze bonzer Emofkuniv Honeydew Coldfire London\_Calling fizzygoodmakefeelnice Hattrick Felonious Mink Glee Mangetout ObiWan Gary Kumquat everton Reuben big alex BethCro Infectious Lass tuco Sparrow Bifar TPWombat Biba flapcats Celyn Ryan\_Liam LittleBabyNothing I,Brian Carodin Blue\_Poop WotNot ems The Clawman Andy Lobsang Oblong Nostradamus grimpixie jayseebee hibernicus geepee pennylane mancunian Soda Anniz Xerxes Jojo Vivamus Jonny T Tomcat _shaolin_[/sub]

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/69 "2004-01-09T12:43:17Z")

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[a map of the george](http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?client=public&db=pc&addr1=&client=public&addr2=&advanced=&addr3=&pc=SE11NH&quicksearch=SE1+1NH&cidr_client=none)

cos i didnt know where it was.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/70 "2004-01-09T14:15:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \*  
> \*\*
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> [sub]and now for the vanity searchers…[/sub]  
> \*\*

**Tir** , Darling, I have this page bookmarked - vanity searches notwithstanding. 😉

But 1pm sounds good. RAR! BEER!!! And cookies. Maybe, if you’re lucky.

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/71 "2004-01-09T14:18:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by paulberserker \*  
> \*\*[a map of the george](http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?client=public&db=pc&addr1=&client=public&addr2=&advanced=&addr3=&pc=SE11NH&quicksearch=SE1+1NH&cidr_client=none)
> 
> cos i didnt know where it was. \*\*

You are a tit, the link I gave has a map on it! :rolleyes:

**Angua** , I thought I might have noticed you lurking around this thread, can’t think what gave me that impression though… The vanity list is one I just C&P.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/72 "2004-01-09T14:21:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \*  
> \*\*You are a tit, the link I gave has a map on it! :rolleyes: \*\*

Yeah, but it means bugger all to people like me 😉

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> \*\ ***Angua** , I thought I might have noticed you lurking around this thread, can’t think what gave me that impression though… \*\*

I honestly can’t imagine. 😉

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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/73 "2004-01-09T14:25:46Z")

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I might not be there at _exactly_ 1pm, but I’ll certainly try to make it before three. Are we definitely agreed on The George then? Any ideas about nosh or post-nosh activities?

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/74 "2004-01-09T14:35:31Z")

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George does food until about 3pm. Been a few years since I’ve eaten there, but it was damn good back then.

There’s always the Hays Gallaria just down the road, there are a couple of food things there.

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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/75 "2004-01-09T14:40:49Z")

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Fair enough, pub food sounds fine to me.

Now are there any other special requests with regards to my attire? Salwar kemeez and Saris have already been mentioned, so are there any votes for anything else? If I’m going to wear a skirt, I might as well turn up in a kilt…

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/76 "2004-01-09T14:55:42Z")

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i deed not see no steenkin map!

and if i am a tit, i hope its a massive one, full of lager  
😃

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/77 "2004-01-09T19:45:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bibliovore \*  
> \*\*Fair enough, pub food sounds fine to me.
> 
> Now are there any other special requests with regards to my attire? Salwar kemeez and Saris have already been mentioned, so are there any votes for anything else? If I’m going to wear a skirt, I might as well turn up in a kilt… \*\*

His name was Bibli,  
He was a Showgirl  
He had silver underwear  
and ribbons in his… no wait… :smack:

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/78 "2004-01-09T20:01:00Z")

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**Bib** needs some festive headgear, definitely. But what kind? It should involve feathers, preferably long, multicolored ones. Peacock, maybe?

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/79 "2004-01-09T20:03:48Z")

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And shoes! Definitely shoes. But it’s so difficult to select shoes without knowing about the rest of the outfit…

(Don’t mind me, I’m completely stoned out of my gourd on cold medicine. Not that I’d behave so differently if I weren’t…)

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/80 "2004-01-09T21:29:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eva Luna \*  
> \*\*And shoes! Definitely shoes. But it’s so difficult to select shoes without knowing about the rest of the outfit…  
> \*\*

What he needs are a pair of silver sandals with dimante straps and very high heels. Or, slightly high heeled velvet slippers with a pink fluffy strap across the front. 😃

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