# Unofficial Mini-LonDope in January

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 8, 2004, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395 "2004-01-08T11:11:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/101 "2004-01-12T00:40:25Z")

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Cheers **Frannie**! 🙂

Hmmm, well the authors name put me off already!

I don’t understand people with surnames like Tartt, Pratt, Gimping-ButtMunch. I’d change it if it were me! 😉

Might give it a try though, I’ve bugger all else to read at the moment.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/102 "2004-01-12T08:42:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \*  
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> Nevermind **Dawne** you’ll be able to come along soon! We’ve done a BrumDope before so I guess we might be able to manage another one.  
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Ooohhh… BrumDopes! I can organise those. I’m good at organising those! 😃

Seriously though, its a shame you can’t make it **Dawne** , but there will be others, and we might even manage a BrumDope. But I doubt it’ll be for a while yet - we’ve got two LonDopes still to go. 🙂

Oh, and I _finally_ got my camera hooked up to my computer. I hoped to find lots of silly piccies from the last LonDope, but they’ve all gone. The silly camera’s deleted them all, and I don’t know why.

Still, I shall bring the camera on the 24th. I could do with some blackmail material for you lot. 😃

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/103 "2004-01-12T10:59:59Z")

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I’m gonna bring the work camera, if only so I remember what went on. visual aids often help in piecing together my raggedy arse memory of most all dayers, like what Ian did with the last one.  
I’ll have to e-mail them to Tir or someone though. I’m no web person.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/104 "2004-01-12T11:04:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by paulberserker \*  
> \*\*I’m gonna bring the work camera, if only so I remember what went on. visual aids often help in piecing together my raggedy arse memory of most all dayers, \*\*

Strangely enough, I don’t seem to forget what happens at all day dopefests.

However, anyone trying to take embarrasing photos of me, will be in trouble. There’s enough on the web for goodness sake!

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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/105 "2004-01-12T11:25:31Z")

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Sorry for the late reply, guys, I’ve not been near a computer all weekend. Some very earnest suggestions on the clothing issue, I see, and some very disturbing mental images as well. What is it about kilts that drives women mad? I might yet be tempted into one, but then i’d have to keep my legs primly crossed all evening. In all seriousness, though, I wouldn’t dream of inflicting the sight of my legs on any of you, so it’s solid, sturdy jeans for me. I’m still trying to shed a few holiday pounds before I see you all, and my new regime consists primarily of cutting right down on all the cheese I normally love, and completely forgoing all the fried or baked goodies I normally get from the brekkie van at work every morning. I draw the line at drinking sugar-free Red Bull, though - that stuff is just nasty.

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/106 "2004-01-12T11:29:04Z")

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I draw the line at drinking red bull altogether. horrible smelly shite that it is.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/107 "2004-01-12T11:35:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by paulberserker \*  
> \*\*I draw the line at drinking red bull altogether. horrible smelly shite that it is. \*\*

The sugar free stuff tastes like nasty vile cough medicine.

And **Bib** , what is it about kilts that drives women wild? I honestly don’t know. It just does OK? It may have something to do with association. Kilt =\> Scottish =\> damned sexy accent! So, it could be that. Otherwise, I’m at a loss. Men just look damned hot in kilts. Especially when they’ve got the dressed up jackets and stuff to go with it. 😃

I had a friend who was Chairman of the University Scots and Irish Society, and was invited to the Burn’s Night Supper and Cedilah once. All I will say is rowr. 😉

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/108 "2004-01-12T11:36:52Z")

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unfortunately i doubt i could pull off wearing a kilt. I have Wookie Legs

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/109 "2004-01-12T11:38:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by garius \*  
> \*\*unfortunately i doubt i could pull off wearing a kilt. I have Wookie Legs \*\*

As in hairy? There are workarounds you know… 😉  
we need that hot wax kit over here. Stat.

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/110 "2004-01-12T11:45:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angua \*  
> we need that hot wax kit over here. Stat. \*\*

HELL no! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/111 "2004-01-12T11:49:13Z")

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Is it the sight of manly legs, perhaps? Or maybe the easy access? 😃

And keep that wax the hell away from me, too!

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/112 "2004-01-12T11:53:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bibliovore \*  
> \*\*Is it the sight of manly legs, perhaps? \*\*

_drool_ Hmm… Manly legs _drool_ It could be for some, but not for me. Meh, I don’t know what it is. It just is OK?

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> **Or maybe the easy access? 😃**

Bwahahaha!! I think I need a new monitor and keyboard after that one.

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> \*\*And keep that wax the hell away from me, too! \*\*

**Bib** and **garius** are wuusssess!!!

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/113 "2004-01-12T12:17:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by paulberserker \*  
> \*\*I’m gonna bring the work camera, if only so I remember what went on. visual aids often help in piecing together my raggedy arse memory of most all dayers, like what Ian did with the last one.  
> I’ll have to e-mail them to Tir or someone though. I’m no web person. \*\*

Yep, that’s cool.

Which reminds me I still need to do the last lot, been busy busy busy, I’ll see if I have a day off this week and try then. **Garius** you still need to send me the second half of your write up. 😉

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/114 "2004-01-12T12:25:16Z")

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I think (straight) women like men in kilts because they bring you tantalisingly close to those man-bits, while still keeping them covered up. Your imagination has got lots to work on. It’s the same as the way that a woman in a low-cut top - or a skirt with a slit in the side that reveals a glimpse of thigh as she walks along - is sexier than a woman butt-naked.

Though those are damn sexy too, of course.

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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/115 "2004-01-12T12:31:54Z")

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You’ll get no disgreement from me there. Er…about the women, I mean.

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/116 "2004-01-12T12:35:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \*  
> \*\* **Garius** you still need to send me the second half of your write up. 😉 \*\*

Um…

**Shuffles his Feet**

The dog ate it??

I’ll write it up today for you.

And damn right i’m a wuss. My leg hair is long enough to Plat - so i’m pretty damn sure that waxing would be a wee bit painful.

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/117 "2004-01-12T12:36:00Z")

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Kilts don’t really fuss me overmuch… Episcopal cassocks however… 😃

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/118 "2004-01-12T12:37:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by garius \*  
> \*\*My leg hair is long enough to Plat \*\*

Well, if we run out of other forms of entertainment…

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/119 "2004-01-12T12:38:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \*  
> \*\*Kilts don’t really fuss me overmuch… Episcopal cassocks however… 😃 \*\*

stop with the cassocks!

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-mini-londope-in-january/223395/120 "2004-01-12T12:38:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by garius \*  
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> And damn right i’m a wuss. My leg hair is long enough to Plat - so i’m pretty damn sure that waxing would be a wee bit painful. \*\*

Well, we could shave it first, or trim it using scissors.

Seriously, guys, don’t worry. I wouldn’t do that to anyone. Not even my worse enemy. It _hurts_.

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> Kilts don’t really fuss me overmuch… Episcopal cassocks however…

_thinks back to what this is related to_

BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. 😃

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