# Unofficial SDMB mottos! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 23, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932 "2001-04-23T00:26:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/1 "2001-04-23T00:26:02Z")
So we all know that the official SD motto is “Fighting Ignorance since 1973 - it’s taking longer than we thought!” So let’s come up with some unofficial ones! How about “We chew up monosyllabic words for breakfast!” Any others? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/2 "2001-04-23T01:10:45Z")
All disputes should be settled by a round of Jello wrestling. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/3 "2001-04-23T04:00:38Z")
“Feh.” ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/4 "2001-04-23T04:07:57Z")
Eutychus55 ate my balls! ALL YOUR ATREYU ARE BELONG TO US! Bork! ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/5 "2001-04-23T04:49:25Z")
:wally Hi Opal! Wasting valuable time since 1973! ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/6 "2001-04-23T04:51:44Z")
Don’t ask us about “-gry” if you value your life! ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/7 "2001-04-23T06:20:09Z")
Finding ways for good discussions to end up in the pit since (whenever the messageboard got started) ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/8 "2001-04-23T09:26:53Z")
“SDMB: We’re not afraid to shoot mimes.” “Come for the 'Dope, stay for the beer!” “Just Dope it.” “Home of the Whopper… SPOOFE’s penis.” “We sell spatulas… and that’s all!” “Where men are men and women are satisfied, dammit!” “SDMB: It’s the cheese.” “Yo quiero Cecil Adams.” “Cold or hot, SDMB hits the spot!” “Our servers are slow because of the virus we’re uploading onto your computer.” “SDMB… do you like… _pie_?!?” “His name ain’t Czarcasm, it’s slythe, dammit!” “The only place where you can say ‘Penis’ and not scare people away.” “Oota-goota, Solo?” “Straight Dope Inside.” “Over one hundred billion stupid people shmacked upside the head.” “It’s thinking.” “Yes, you ARE surrounded by assholes!” “Feel the wrath of Almighty Queen Lynn.” “Ow, I stubbed my toe!” “Cite, please?” “Fighting drunken Scotsmen since 1973 (it’s taking longer than we thought).” “Underpants.” “Can’t we all just get a bong?” “If you wanna be taken out of context, post here!” “The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the SDMB.” “McCloud?!?” “Macho poseur assholes register here.” “I’m not the messiah!” “If you find a marble in the oatmeal, you get to drink from the fire hose!” “How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?” “SDMB: Orcs and Humans.” “Gotta catch 'em all!” “I’m thinkin’ of something… orange. Something ora-a-ange…” “Dope: Different.” “We beat the pants off our competition… literally!” “We’ll club this baby seal to make a better deal!” “Do you feel lucky, punks?” “I can ride a bike again!” “Fighting Ignorance since 1974 (because of Daylight Savings).” “Where you can moo with the best of 'em.” “Now with new Lemon Scent!” “It tastes more like fresh peanuts.” “We’ll match anyone’s price or your mattress is _FREE_!!” ---
**Author:** ![JasonDean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@JasonDean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JasonDean)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/9 "2001-04-23T09:35:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > \*\*“SDMB: We’re not afraid to shoot mimes.” > > \*\* but does that require a silencer? ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/10 "2001-04-23T16:07:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JasonDean \* > but does that require a silencer? SDMB: Where bad jokes go to die. 😃 Hijacks–they’re not just for airplanes anymore. For the Fundies: Forget Ghod–fear **David B**. If _we_ can’t find the answer…it’s a pretty darn good question. Remember how everyone has always told you that there are no stupid questions? Well, they were wrong. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/11 "2001-04-23T16:16:37Z")
The SDMB - more fun than a rabid wombat in your trousers. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/12 "2001-04-23T18:44:00Z")
“Teaching the world to do a decent cite since 1973 - It’s taking MUCH longer than we thought!” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/13 "2001-04-23T22:21:11Z")
The Straight Dope: Confusing _Real_ Dopers for almost 30 years ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/14 "2001-04-23T22:44:22Z")
The Straight Dope - Do You Agree With Cecil? ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/15 "2001-04-23T23:13:09Z")
SDMB: _The Jack Chick of Message Boards_😛 or– Your Ass and A Hole In The Ground: A Comparative Analysis (completely stolen from a David Letterman Top Ten List) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/16 "2001-04-24T00:35:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > **\“Our servers are slow because of the virus we’re uploading onto your computer.”\** Ah, it all makes sense now… My contribution for SDMB slogan - “Work is for people who don’t have Internet access” ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/17 "2001-04-24T00:41:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > **"His name ain’t Czarcasm, it’s slythe, dammit!"** HEY! _ **I** _ named the poor bastard! A little courtesy here, toothpaste boy! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/18 "2001-04-24T00:51:19Z")
The Straight Dope - It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore! SDMB - Hey, It’s All Been Done Before. No Brains, No Wit - No Service! The Straight Dope - For When You Have That Not-So-Fresh Feeling SDMB - 4 Out Of 5 Dyslexics Think We’re Kinky! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/19 "2001-04-24T04:07:33Z")
SDMB: Got Anything Better To Do? Didn’t Think So. ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932/20 "2001-04-24T04:40:13Z")
More dopers visit the SDMB than any other message board. Nothing outlasts a download from the SDMB. It keeps going, and going… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unofficial-sdmb-mottos/62932.md?page=2)