Ha! I was wrong. Comprehensively. On looking at the stuff pointed out by @UDS1, I see an actual offense of “loss of traction” , ( ROAD SAFETY ACT 1986 - SECT 65A), and exceptions proving the rule: the exception for private property applies if it’s a venue, or according to the rules of a motoring organisation.
That second exception looks broad enough to drive a truck through: I don’t see a definition of ‘motoring organisation’, but I’ve already demonstrated that IANAL.