# Unreasonable Standards For Every Body Part, Only $9.95! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 7, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unreasonable-standards-for-every-body-part-only-9-95/173654 "2003-05-07T13:52:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unreasonable-standards-for-every-body-part-only-9-95/173654/61 "2003-05-11T05:51:51Z")
They don’t mention this on the site, but a game me and a friend of mine often play is where you replace a word in a movie title with “Vagina” For instance: The Thin Red Vagina And Officer and a Vagina A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Vagina There’s Something About Vagina and so on… ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unreasonable-standards-for-every-body-part-only-9-95/173654/62 "2003-05-11T23:49:24Z")
67 points. Low average quality. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unreasonable-standards-for-every-body-part-only-9-95/173654/63 "2003-05-12T00:16:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*Hey, did you guys know you can [buy your own peguin?](http://www.penguinwarehouse.com) \*\* Cool… but I do have to warn you, I don’t come cheap. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unreasonable-standards-for-every-body-part-only-9-95/173654/64 "2003-05-12T01:38:22Z")
Three Men and a Vagina ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unreasonable-standards-for-every-body-part-only-9-95/173654/65 "2003-05-12T02:54:50Z")
My husband says my vagina and vulva are of the highest quality, and I consider him the only authority whose opinion matters on the subject. ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unreasonable-standards-for-every-body-part-only-9-95/173654/66 "2003-05-12T03:05:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pokey \* > \*\*Now that I’ve looked at the actual quiz I have to ask all who posted scores: How the crap does one measure the diameter of her vagina? By inserting progressively larger household objects and measuring them? Just what is going on here? \*\* I just have to remark that this post goes particularly well with your username. ---
**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unreasonable-standards-for-every-body-part-only-9-95/173654/67 "2003-05-12T04:01:21Z")
The Man Who Went Up and Hill and Came Down a Vagina ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unreasonable-standards-for-every-body-part-only-9-95/173654/68 "2003-05-12T04:08:30Z")
_Gentlemen Prefer Vaginas_ or _The Good, The Bad, And The Vagina_ ---
**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unreasonable-standards-for-every-body-part-only-9-95/173654/69 "2003-05-12T04:56:32Z")
Ah, but _Vaginas are a Girl’s Best Friend_ ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unreasonable-standards-for-every-body-part-only-9-95/173654/70 "2003-05-12T05:06:04Z")
Well, _It’s a Wonderful Vagina_, that for sure. But I’m off to find _Seven Vaginas for Seven Brothers_ now. I wonder how I’ll get downtown…will I take _A Streetcar called Vagina_? If I do that, I’ll have to watch out for _A Vagina on 34th Street_. Life is fraught with perils. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unreasonable-standards-for-every-body-part-only-9-95/173654/71 "2003-05-12T05:20:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Brutus \* > \*\*Life is fraught with perils. \*\* _The Vaginas of Pauline_? Of course, there’s _The Fellowship of the Vaginas_ and _The Two Vaginas_, with _Return of the Vaginas_ coming out in 2004. Not to mention _The Vagina Menace_ and _Attack of the Vaginas_. Sounds like a nightmare I had once… And _The Vagina Monolo_… oh, wait… ---
**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unreasonable-standards-for-every-body-part-only-9-95/173654/72 "2003-05-12T10:22:29Z")
I think we can safely refer to TVM as Vagina Vagina Vagina. But hey, nothing’s as scary as Buffy, the Vampire Vagina ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unreasonable-standards-for-every-body-part-only-9-95/173654/73 "2003-05-13T08:25:05Z")
Vagina Wars, and the Vagina Strikes Back! And of course “Return of the Vagina”. I think the site was funny. It was so ridiculous, it just had to be a joke. I mean, I’m as self-conscious as the next girl about my body. But my soft bits have never given me a moments worry. It’s pretty obvious from my husband and the men with whom I’ve been in relationships that they thought it was just dandy. (either that or they faked it several times a week…hehe) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unreasonable-standards-for-every-body-part-only-9-95/173654.md?page=3)