# Unregistered bull, how about defecating here instead? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 2, 2005, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673 "2005-09-02T01:49:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/361 "2005-09-07T17:49:15Z")
> [@cricetus](#): > > Practice makes perfect. So, uh, nice weather we’re having… ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/362 "2005-09-07T18:30:12Z")
_hands **liberty3701** her “I was whooshed in the UB Pit Thread, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt” t-shirt_ I just wore mine yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/363 "2005-09-07T20:56:27Z")
> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#): > > Ha! I KNEW you were pooling my leg! > Daniel Did you mean that, or was it a fluke? Anyone who would start punning in a pit thread must be full of unregistered bull, and you might be issued a cetacean by the police (who would arrive with sirens whaling). After all, what’s the porpoise of humor in the pit? Everyone will attack you and you’ll end up humpbacked and bottlenosed. (ducking and running) ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/364 "2005-09-07T21:05:35Z")
I simply don’t see the porpoise of your post. What are you trying to achieve? Your post seem to be set adrift from the rest of this thread. What? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/365 "2005-09-07T21:40:59Z")
> [@InvisibleWombat](#): > > Did you mean that, or was it a fluke? [/SIZE] Only someone full of bile could postulate a [fluke](http://biodidac.bio.uottawa.ca/ftp/BIODIDAC/Zoo/Platyhel/PHOTO/Trem053p.gif). ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/366 "2005-09-11T18:39:22Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Only someone full of bile could postulate a [fluke](http://biodidac.bio.uottawa.ca/ftp/BIODIDAC/Zoo/Platyhel/PHOTO/Trem053p.gif). Not those flukes. [These](http://www.montereybay.com/creagrus/Whale_blue-flukes.jpg) flukes! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/367 "2005-09-12T03:28:53Z")
> [@InvisibleWombat](#): > > Not those flukes. > [These](http://www.montereybay.com/creagrus/Whale_blue-flukes.jpg) flukes! That’s just a red herring. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/368 "2005-09-13T01:01:25Z")
Seems there’s been an [airlift](http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/09/12/BAGQQEM9ND1.DTL&hw=airlift&sn=001&sc=1000) of lost and abandoned animals from New Orleans to the San Francisco bay area. I post this partly because it will be of interest to many in this thread, but mostly in the hopes of giving **Unregistered Bull** an anyeurism. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/369 "2005-09-13T04:34:09Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Seems there’s been an [airlift](http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/09/12/BAGQQEM9ND1.DTL&hw=airlift&sn=001&sc=1000) of lost and abandoned animals from New Orleans to the San Francisco bay area. I post this partly because it will be of interest to many in this thread, but mostly in the hopes of giving **Unregistered Bull** an anyeurism. 😃_snark_😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673.md?page=18)