# Unregistered bull, how about defecating here instead? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 2, 2005, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673 "2005-09-02T01:49:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/41 "2005-09-02T03:02:45Z")
> [@Unregistered Bull](#): > > I think that I’ll donate to the Red Cross instead. I’ll leave it up to the worthless pieces of dogshit to donate to those wasting resources saving and aiding animals instead of humans. > > It’s obvious that y’all are beyond help when it comes to logic or realizing that caring for human beings is more important than caring for animals. > > So in no small part to my rising my blood pressure on this issue, I’m going to abandon this thread. Yeah, run you chickenshit motherfucker, without once making a substantive reaponse. Your lame ass shit is getting extremely tiring. Come back when you grow up, girl. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/42 "2005-09-02T03:02:54Z")
> [@Unregistered Bull](#): > > At least I care more for human beings than animals. Generally, I do too. But in your case, I’ll make an exception. Some humans ARE animals. ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/43 "2005-09-02T03:03:38Z")
Think and say whatever you want. Just, please, learn in which threads you should hold your tongue. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/44 "2005-09-02T03:08:26Z")
> [@Unregistered Bull](#): > > It’s obvious that y’all are beyond help when it comes to logic or realizing that caring for human beings is more important than caring for animals. What is obvious to me whenever anyone pathologically obsesses over “caring more for animals than humans”, is that that person personally resents love and attention given to animals _which he feels HE deserves but is not getting._ Childish, pitiful and bizarre. > [@](#): > > I think that I’ll donate to the Red Cross instead. That’s a much better outlet for your feelings than misplaced ranting. Cheers for **pinkfreud’s** husband. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/45 "2005-09-02T03:09:08Z")
IMHO, part of our duty as a sentient species at the top of the food chain is stewardship for the planet and the creatures that live on it. The domesticated animals in New Orleans are there because of the actions of us humans. Irrational as it may seem, there has been a symbiotic relationship between humans and certain animal species for at least 10,000 years. It’s out responsibility to help out animals as well as humans; not just for the sake of those animals, but for the peace of mind of the humans that, in many ways, depend on them. It’s NOT a zero sum game. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/46 "2005-09-02T03:10:18Z")
> [@Contrapuntal](#): > > Yeah, run you chickenshit motherfucker, without once making a substantive reaponse. Your lame ass shit is getting extremely tiring. Come back when you grow up, girl. Take a few deep breaths, count to 10, and step away from the crack pipe. Yes, UB is one of those individuals who can send the steam blowing from your ears, but I assure you that even if you could wish him into the fairer sex isn’t going to help him. 😃 In all seriousness though…hurling “girl” as an insult? wtf? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/47 "2005-09-02T03:15:38Z")
> [@honeydewgrrl](#): > > In all seriousness though…hurling “girl” as an insult? wtf? :dubious: Well, after all, UB’s still living in a paper-doll world. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/48 "2005-09-02T03:28:57Z")
> [@Unregistered Bull](#): > > So in no small part to my rising my blood pressure on this issue, I’m going to abandon this thread. I understand that your pussy is hurting. I hear that stops when your balls drop. Good luck with that and all. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/49 "2005-09-02T03:47:43Z")
> [@lno](#): > > Well, after all, UB’s still living in a paper-doll world. Aaahhggghghghghh! My brain is already imploding because of a co-worker’s Bobby Vinton obsession. Please cease and desist from further Bobby Vee and/or Gary Puckett references. Some humans _are_ animals. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/50 "2005-09-02T04:12:00Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > You misunderstand me. I’m saying _I’ve_ argued in favor of animal cruelty. Bullfighting, specifically, and rodeos. What I’m trying to say, here, that I’m not some PETA bunny-hugger. I don’t give a goddamned about animal rights. Just about the least important thing in the world to me. And I think you are _out of your fucking mind_ when it comes to this subject. You are entirely beyond the bounds of rationality. You and reason haven’t just parted ways, you’re in entirely seperate solar systems. You’re not even funny-ha-ha-crazy about this, like your regular sort of internet crank. It’s genuinely disturbing to listen to you talk about animal rights, and I don’t even believe animal rights exsist. Get help, man. I am not even kidding: there is something seriously wrong with you. **Miller** , this post made me guffaw. It’s analagous to seeing Jeffrey Dahmer getting a stern talking-to from John Gacy; it’s just something I didn’t expect, ya know what I’m sayin’? **Unrepentant Bullshit** … SDMB rules prevent me from saying what I’d like to say. You are truly a new low. Snake belly low. You got issues, dog. Seek help. ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/51 "2005-09-02T04:19:18Z")
> [@Unregistered Bull](#): > > …So in no small part to my rising my blood pressure on this issue, I’m going to abandon this thread. Try [this](http://ezinearticles.com/?Petting-a-Dog-is-Good-For-Both-of-You&id=59553) ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/52 "2005-09-02T04:21:29Z")
> [@honeydewgrrl](#): > > Take a few deep breaths, count to 10, and step away from the crack pipe. I’m kinda tired so all I got for you is a fuck you and your crack pipe reference. How about you show me where he has made a substantive response. Are you familiar with his dumbass bullshit? > [@](#): > > hurling “girl” as an insult? wtf? He is a bit of a hurling girl, now that you mention it. **Ino** and \*\*Jackmanni \*\* got it in one. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/53 "2005-09-02T04:44:46Z")
I love how **Unregistered Bull** seems to have this mental picture of people yanking a bottle of water out of a thirsty child’s hand to give to a stray dog, driving past sick and wounded people to take medicine to a cat, writing a check to the Humane Society instead of to the Red Cross, etc. There’s no concept of being inspired to give more of yourself to multiple causes than you would to one, only that giving anything to one group takes away from another, and thus what you decide to give to had better meet with his approval. The funny thing is that the only people this zero-sum logic could possibly apply to are people who are giving 100% of their time and money to helping people and/or animals. Most people would feel some hesitation at criticizing those rare folks, but luckily **Unregistered Bull** doesn’t waste his time with such foolishness. He’s too busy being rude to people on the Internet about how they should care more for their fellow man. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/54 "2005-09-02T04:50:40Z")
> [@Snowboarder Bo](#): > > **Miller** , this post made me guffaw. It’s analagous to seeing Jeffrey Dahmer getting a stern talking-to from John Gacy; it’s just something I didn’t expect, ya know what I’m sayin’? … Thanks? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/55 "2005-09-02T05:00:49Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > … Thanks? No, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/56 "2005-09-02T10:33:57Z")
A warning in each thread; and a “y’all are crazy, I’m going home!” pout here. The system works. Daniel off to teach ninth-graders about animal cruelty ---
**Author:** ![Unregistered\_Bull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3da27b/32.png) [@Unregistered\_Bull](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unregistered_Bull)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/57 "2005-09-02T11:28:54Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > He’s too busy being rude to people on the Internet about how they should care more for their fellow man. Rude? I pointed out the cold, hard truth. Now some like you and most on this thread are just too fucking stupid to realize that it is the truth. Really, you and your are most stupid people on here. You are also the most devoid of compassion toward your fellow man. You’re all really disgusting people. Truly evil people. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/58 "2005-09-02T11:32:41Z")
> [@Contrapuntal](#): > > I’m kinda tired so all I got for you is a fuck you and your crack pipe reference. How about you show me where he has made a substantive response. Are you familiar with his dumbass bullshit? He is a bit of a hurling girl, now that you mention it. > > **Ino** and \*\*Jackmanni \*\* got it in one. Like I said in my response, UB is a fucking ass, and yes, he is CHILDISH. I “got” (and agree with) the underlying motive of your statement. But it is a motive that can be reached without being sexist. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/59 "2005-09-02T11:35:47Z")
> [@Unregistered Bull](#): > > Really, you and your are most stupid people on here. You are also the most devoid of compassion toward your fellow man. You’re all really disgusting people. Truly evil people. You’re right. We’re terrible. So why do you want to hang around with truly evil people? ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673/60 "2005-09-02T11:35:59Z")
Perhaps this will help. Having compassion for animals does not mean that we have any less for humans. We have an unlimited supply. It’s sort of like love. The more you give away, the more you have left. The person did a kind thing- but it’s not like he’s using up some sort of quota of kindness. He’s got plenty left where that came from. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unregistered-bull-how-about-defecating-here-instead/319673.md?page=4)