# Unseen TV Pilots! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 14, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unseen-tv-pilots/155173 "2003-02-14T22:58:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unseen-tv-pilots/155173/1 "2003-02-14T22:58:31Z")
[_The Other Network_](http://www.salon.com/ent/tv/diary/2002/10/24/other_network/) is a production of couple of writers who were upset because some of their best writing was in TV pilots that the networks failed to pick up. So they gathered together some of the pilots that they had done, along with those of their friends and have turned them into a film! Here’s a description of one of the pilots starring Jack Black > [@](#): > > “Heat Vision & Jack,” Rob Schrab and Dan Harmon’s Ben Stiller-directed spoof about a superintelligent former astronaut and NASA fugitive (Jack Black), his sentient motorcycle (voiced by Owen Wilson) and Ron Silver (played by, er, Ron Silver), who turns out to be not merely a popular actor but also an evil NASA operative. “Heat Vision” parodies every stupid – but wildly popular – genre show you can think of, from “The Six Million Dollar Man” to “Knight Rider.” According to the NPR story I just heard on this, the producers of _The Other Network_ are in negotiation with one of the cable channels for it to be a series! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unseen-tv-pilots/155173/2 "2003-02-14T23:03:57Z")
I remember seeing _The Ugily Family_ back in the 80s at one of those “Tell us what you thought about these commercials” screenings. The pun was in the Title. Yoo Gee Lee? or Ugh a Lee? That guy that took over Arnold’s in _Happy Days_ was the lead. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unseen-tv-pilots/155173/3 "2003-02-15T03:43:05Z")
As I recall, they made a pilot episode for a U.S. version of _Red Dwarf_, featuring Jane Leeves as Holly, and Terry Farrell (!) as The Cat. The pilot never aired. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unseen-tv-pilots/155173/4 "2003-02-15T04:36:49Z")
The sentient motorcycle doesn’t happen to have a display that blinks “MEGAWEAPON!” at its rider, does it? ---
**Author:** ![Tuco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tuco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuco)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unseen-tv-pilots/155173/5 "2003-02-15T11:44:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ranchoth \* > \*\*As I recall, they made a pilot episode for a U.S. version of _Red Dwarf_, featuring Jane Leeves as Holly, and Terry Farrell (!) as The Cat. The pilot never aired. \*\* It is possible to get hold of a copy of this, but it’s so dire and unfunny I wouldn’t bother. ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unseen-tv-pilots/155173/6 "2003-02-15T12:20:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tuco \* > \*\*It is possible to get hold of a copy of this, but it’s so dire and unfunny I wouldn’t bother. \*\* Oddly enough it’s producer went on to make Malcolm in the Middle. ---
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unseen-tv-pilots/155173/7 "2003-02-15T15:23:54Z")
There was an earlier version of the BtVS pilot, which was a bit less funny than the one that was finally aired, and more specifically had a completely different Willow (not a skinny redhead but a chubby blonde). I’ve never been able to find out why they first made that one, than apparently went on to reshoot the whole thing. Was it a pilot to get funding, then (a la **Action** , the short-lived series with Jay Mohr) rewritten on the behest of the producers? Anyway, you could download an .MPG version on the 'Net a couple of years ago. The script was available as well somewhere. Fun for the fans, as a curiosity only. This stuff does make me wonder about the economics of TV-producing. Is there a large pool for funding these pilots? Are hopeful writers/producers paying these pilots out of their own pockets in the hope of luring the big bucks of investors? Is it a method of producers to cut their losses, first creating a pilot and when finding out it doesn’t work, then pulling the plug before shooting the rest of the episodes? Oops, hijack!😉 ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecccb3/32.png) [@Evil\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Death)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unseen-tv-pilots/155173/8 "2003-02-15T15:50:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silentgoldfish \* > \*\*Oddly enough it’s producer went on to make Malcolm in the Middle. \*\* What’s odd about that? You said it was dire and unfunny, didn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unseen-tv-pilots/155173/9 "2003-02-15T16:56:56Z")
“Heat Vision and Jack” is available on eBay, or was a couple of years ago. By now, I’m Jack Blacked out, but then, I thought he was the best. I just couldn’t make myself pay 30 bucks for a half-hour show. hrh