# Until Tomorrow I'm Stepping Back From The Keyboard

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 12, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369 "2013-07-12T23:22:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4af34b/32.png) [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeke_N.Destroi)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/1 "2013-07-12T23:22:59Z")

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_if this is the wrong place to post then please move it to where it belongs_

Apologies to all whom I’m currently engaged in discussion with but I must withdraw for the night.

Bachus is interfering with coherency and I’m sick to death of typos every 2nd word.

I’ll catch up tomorrow, but for now -Good night Dopers of the world.

Zeke

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/2 "2013-07-13T00:27:21Z")

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Have a great night. Please start a new thread when you get back tomorrow so we know you’re all right.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/3 "2013-07-13T00:32:17Z")

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I’ll be taking a bathroom break in a few minutes. I should be back shortly after that.

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**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/4 "2013-07-13T00:51:57Z")

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I’m cleaning my oven.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/5 "2013-07-13T00:58:23Z")

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Hmm…that reminds me. Has anyone seen [**Happy Lendervedder**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=676073) recently?  
ETA: **Siam Sam** , it’s been…like…half an hour! Hurry up…there’s a line, ya know!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/6 "2013-07-13T01:00:56Z")

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> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#):
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> ETA: **Siam Sam** , it’s been..like..half an hour! Hurry up..there’s a line, ya know!

Well, I’m back. But you might want to let it air out a little.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/7 "2013-07-13T01:37:12Z")

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L. H. PUTTGRASS SIGNING OFF AND HEADING FOR THE TUB!i

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**Author:** ![Mathematics](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@Mathematics](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mathematics)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/8 "2013-07-13T01:44:08Z")

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What is Bachus? Are you ok?

I’ll be calling in a few hours to see how you’re doing.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/9 "2013-07-13T02:39:10Z")

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> [@Mathematics](#):
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> What is Bachus? Are you ok?

Sure, he’s just been out getting drunk with Mr. Magoo and Thurston Howell III.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/10 "2013-07-13T02:39:55Z")

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> [@Mathematics](#):
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> What is Bachus? Are you ok?

More like a who, really… I’d neener him for his spelling but he has already indicated that alcohol may have been involved.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/11 "2013-07-13T02:40:34Z")

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The OP reminds me of [this eight-year-old thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321407).

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/12 "2013-07-13T02:57:25Z")

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If anybody needs me, I’ll be in my room masturbating.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/13 "2013-07-13T03:06:24Z")

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Moving to MPSIMS from ATMB.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/14 "2013-07-13T03:13:48Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Moving to MPSIMS from ATMB.

Mundane? Seriously, you think it reaches that level?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/15 "2013-07-13T13:09:13Z")

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> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#):
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> Hmm..that reminds me. Has anyone seen [**Happy Lendervedder**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=676073) recently?

Jeez, I haven’t done a vanity search in at least, oh I don’t know, 12 hours or so, and look what pops up! Thanks for the concern DitNA!

Anyway. I’m here, I’m ok, I just had to step away from the Dope for a few hours.

But hey, while I don’t want to \*completely \*make this thread about me, I was wondering how often I should check in so that people don’t worry-- every six hours? Four hours? Every 90 minutes or so? Or would an hourly check-in be the way to go? ETA: If I can get 20-25 responses to this query, I’ll average them out and use that. Kthanx!

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/16 "2013-07-13T14:41:58Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> If anybody needs me, I’ll be in my room masturbating.

Still?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/17 "2013-07-13T14:51:53Z")

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I was going to start a new thread for this, but I guess it can go here:

This morning I discovered that I must have inadvertently pressed the CAPS LOCK key on my keyboard last night, sometime before going to bed, and it remained on all through the night. Fortunately I noticed something was “off” and immediately disabled it before it had a chance to do much damage. I realize that _this_ board has an all-caps filter (and thank God— now I feel like such a heel for complaining about it in the past) but most websites don’t provide that safeguard. What if I’d written an email? What if my _wife_ had used the computer… shit, I don’t even want to think about it.

Anyway, I just wanted everyone to know I’m OK, and please let this be a lesson. Keyboards may look like toys, but they’re not. One moment of carelessness could lead to tragedy. Always remember to “Check Twice, Type Once.”

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**Author:** ![Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4af34b/32.png) [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeke_N.Destroi)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/18 "2013-07-13T15:02:56Z")

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I Survived the night with no ill effects.

I sit here now reassuring you that, piss having been thoroughly taken out of me, I am back.

Lucky y’all

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/19 "2013-07-13T15:46:56Z")

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Hello, and welcome back.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/20 "2013-07-13T18:06:00Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> Still?

It’s taking longer than I thought.

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