# Until Tomorrow I'm Stepping Back From The Keyboard

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 12, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369 "2013-07-12T23:22:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/21 "2013-07-13T21:28:35Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> It’s taking longer than I thought.

Winner! 😛

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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/22 "2013-07-13T22:29:36Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> The OP reminds me of [this eight-year-old thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321407).

> [@Marley23](#):
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> Moving to MPSIMS from ATMB.

OMG based on historical precedent **Marley23** was WRONG in his moderation choice.

At least it’s only a Marleygate and not another Marleypocolypse.

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**Author:** ![Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4af34b/32.png) [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeke_N.Destroi)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2013, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/23 "2013-07-14T03:04:40Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> The OP reminds me of [this eight-year-old thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321407).

You give me too much credit, I’m both proud and humbled -\* prumbled\*,if you will.

I would never presume to announce my absence specifically to the Mods and Admins. Such presumption hasn’t been seen since Phaeton.

I merely announced my departure to the rank and file.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2013, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/24 "2013-07-14T04:31:06Z")

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Sorry guys. I stepped out to finish my PhD (and perfect my grilled cheese recipe), but now I’m back and ready to fuckin’ rumble. Did I miss anything?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2013, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/25 "2013-07-14T05:56:52Z")

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> [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](#):
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> I Survived the night with no ill effects.
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> I sit here now reassuring you that, piss having been thoroughly taken out of me, I am back.
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> Lucky y’all

Geez, it took you all night to take a leak?

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**Author:** ![Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4af34b/32.png) [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeke_N.Destroi)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/26 "2013-07-14T14:09:54Z")

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Yeah, I drank heavily - and you know what they say about breaking the seal.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2013, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/27 "2013-07-14T14:21:55Z")

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Careful - you don’t want PETA to hear that you’re breaking seals!

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/28 "2013-07-14T14:25:18Z")

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> [@Ogre](#):
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> Sorry guys. I stepped out to finish my PhD (and perfect my grilled cheese recipe), but now I’m back and ready to fuckin’ rumble. Did I miss anything?

Yep. You missed bringing us all the grilled cheese. I’m hungry.

(err..bringing grilled cheese for all of us. You don’t need to bring ALL the grilled cheese. You can keep some.)  
(but not much)

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**Author:** ![Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4af34b/32.png) [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeke_N.Destroi)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/29 "2013-07-14T15:03:37Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Careful - you don’t want PETA to hear that you’re breaking seals!

On the other hand, they may send a team of young women dressed only in lettuce leaves to protest outside my house.

I’d break a seal or two for that.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/30 "2013-07-14T15:41:45Z")

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All I know is the field of racing is full of perverts. I can’t even begin to count how many times have I’ve heard of some driver blowing a seal.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/until-tomorrow-im-stepping-back-from-the-keyboard/663369/31 "2013-07-14T16:19:39Z")

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“No, it was just a milkshake!”

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