# Untuck This, Assface **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 21, 2017, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861 "2017-09-21T05:34:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861/21 "2017-09-21T16:44:31Z")
> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#): > > Well let’s see… > Founded in 2011 for $150,000 in a second bedroom apartment, it became profitable in its second year and has doubled sales every year since. > > The company recently secured a $30 million boost with its first round of funding led by Kleiner Perkins. That’s a valuation of about $200 million. > > Yeah, really stupid premise for a business. Fine. In my humble opinion, it’s a stupid premise for a business. Just untuck your own damn shirt. If folks choose to buy a shirt that someone else decides may be untucked, well, goody. It still looks like an untucked business shirt. You’re not fooling anyone. Get off my lawn while you’re at it. ---
**Author:** ![irae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f0a364/32.png) [@irae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irae)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861/22 "2017-09-21T17:05:18Z")
So maybe the biggest problem lots of people have is that their shirt is an inch too long. What do I know? But could we, pretty please, address “yarn for my teeth”? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861/23 "2017-09-21T17:23:14Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > That does it! > I’m gonna buy one of his shirts _and wear it tucked in!_ > > That’ll show him! _Damn_, you’re edgy. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861/24 "2017-09-21T17:52:28Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > That does it! > I’m gonna buy one of his shirts _and wear it tucked in!_ > > That’ll show him! You reverse-hipster. I would do that, too, but I would only do it ironically. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861/25 "2017-09-21T17:56:57Z")
> [@irae](#): > > So maybe the biggest problem lots of people have is that their shirt is an inch too long. What do I know? But could we, pretty please, address “yarn for my teeth”? OK. “Yarn for my teeth” is nasty. It sounds like a great way to get bits of yarn stuck between your teeth and go around with a weird colored smile. Bleah. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861/26 "2017-09-21T18:00:06Z")
> [@asahi](#): > > More hipster shit. Poncho shirts that were designed to be untucked were the style in 1963. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861/27 "2017-09-21T18:04:09Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > OK. “Yarn for my teeth” is nasty. It sounds like a great way to get bits of yarn stuck between your teeth and go around with a weird colored smile. Bleah. And have your cat pawing at your mouth. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861/28 "2017-09-21T18:13:07Z")
I neither know nor care what this thread is about, but the title **Untuck This, Assface** pleases me greatly. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861/29 "2017-09-21T18:15:34Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Can’t you just wear any old shirt and just not tuck it in? **I’ve been that doing that for like 50 years now and nobody’s ever called me out on it** ; do I need to be prepared for that to happen now? Seriously? Only them godless atheistic Communists wear their “any old shirts” not tucked in! The fluoridated water has turned your mind into mush! (They didn’t have chemtrails back in those days.) If you can’t tuck in your shirt like a good patriotic Christian American, then why dontcha just to back to Mother Яussia where you belong? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861/30 "2017-09-21T18:21:42Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > I neither know nor care what this thread is about, but the title **Untuck This, Assface** pleases me greatly. A few points’ deduction for missing the far more appropriate phrase “Untuck you!” ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861/31 "2017-09-21T18:31:17Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > You reverse-hipster. So what’s that, an elbowster? Because every group needs their own name these days. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861/32 "2017-09-21T18:44:10Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > And have your cat pawing at your mouth. 🙂 But it’s one less bag to have to carry around when you’re doing your knitting on public transportation or at Starbucks. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861/33 "2017-09-21T18:55:12Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > So what’s that, an elbowster? Because every group needs their own name these days. :rolleyes: Excuse me? Say what now? There are no elbow’sters’. There can be only one! ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861/34 "2017-09-21T21:00:46Z")
Y’all wear shirts?!?! Uppity bunch, ain’t ya? A single fig leave (albeit a really BIG one) suffices for me. If I want to get real fancy I add a leaf for my butt crack - untucked. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861/35 "2017-09-21T22:15:07Z")
Oh-ho. Aren’t you fancy. When I was a kid, we didn’t have leaves. We used rocks, and we were luck to have them! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/untuck-this-assface/796861.md?page=1)