# Unusual Name of The Week...or Mom, what were you thinking?

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**Created:** [July 3, 2007, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340 "2007-07-03T13:11:07Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/41 "2007-07-04T01:39:28Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
In 1978, my cousin named her daughter Charisma. Is that bad? I kind of like it. 🙂  
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Where’s she dancing now?

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/42 "2007-07-04T01:39:43Z")

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[QUOTE=GingerOfTheNorth]  
I now know two men named Maverick. The other one goes by “Mav”.  
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I have never met another one although I know they exist somewhere. I have had nightmares where Maverick is called in a public place and two of us show up. I know that other people get used to that but it has never happened to me.

A tiny school in my high school district had big, black, twin basketball stars guys named…Peaches and Pumpkin.

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/43 "2007-07-04T02:10:36Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
In 1978, my cousin named her daughter Charisma. Is that bad? I kind of like it. 🙂  
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[Charisma Carpenter](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004806/) seems to be doing okay with it.

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/44 "2007-07-04T02:26:25Z")

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Edit: I posted under the wrong name.

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/45 "2007-07-04T02:30:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Shagnasty]  
I have never met another one although I know they exist somewhere. I have had nightmares where Maverick is called in a public place and two of us show up. I know that other people get used to that but it has never happened to me.

A tiny school in my high school district had big, black, twin basketball stars guys named…Peaches and Pumpkin.  
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Those were my nicknames for my nieces when they were born…because they were a bit jaundiced and kind of orange…

And I love the name Maverick…bet your Mom had a crush on James Garner back in the day…

Okay, had another one today at work…a girl named Morning Starr Chang. And engraved something for a conductor whose name is Loras John Schissel…he doesn’t go by John, apparently. It was his mom and Dad that got something engraved for him, and I missed the opportunity to ask why they chose Loras for a little boy, and how he dealt with it growing up.

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/46 "2007-07-04T03:32:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Dr. Woo]  
Oh lord. I once saw a fax at work from Kimball Pugmire to Henrietta Roudabush. There was also a guy there named Dwayne Macadangdang. All pretty regular names, but the first name - last name combos still crack me up.  
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Those sound like characters straight out of Harry Potter.

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/47 "2007-07-04T04:39:08Z")

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My grandma’s neighbor was named Germoine…pronounced ger-MAIN-ya.

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/48 "2007-07-04T05:44:12Z")

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A friend of mine has a fifteen year old daughter who goes to school with a boy named Boo. I said that has to be a nickname. No, it’s on his birth certificate. Boo.

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/49 "2007-07-04T06:35:00Z")

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[QUOTE=xanthous]  
Spookaleen (sp?)  
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Love. this. name.

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/50 "2007-07-04T06:52:08Z")

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I once worked with a Tyranny. My daughter goes to school with a Unique (she is one of three–she’s the only one spelled correctly).

I once had to deal with a call center person named Tequila and yes, I had a Tanqueray once, too.  
I still like Carol Burnett’s fav names: LaVicka Trickleson and Theresa Renterreea.

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**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/51 "2007-07-04T07:11:10Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
I once worked with a Tyranny. My daughter goes to school with a Unique (she is one of three–she’s the only one spelled correctly).

I once had to deal with a call center person named Tequila and yes, I had a Tanqueray once, too.  
I still like Carol Burnett’s fav names: LaVicka Trickleson and Theresa Renterreea.  
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I saw a birth announcement once for a “Uneak”. I think a part of me withered and died.

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/52 "2007-07-04T08:33:11Z")

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I recently bought a baby name book from a thrift store. Why? Because it was a quarter and a _British_ baby name book. That had to make it better than mere American baby name books, filled with creative spelling and dubious name definitions. And it billed itself as “The Best Baby Name Book.” It was the best! It was a quarter! I had to have it.

I was a fool.

Throughout the book are little paragraphs of advice and guidelines for choosing a name. The following led me to believe this was not the best baby name book:

[QUOTE=The Best Baby Name Book, page69]  
Do It Yourself Names

Every Juliet has Shakespeare to thank. Every Geraldine is a reminder of the disguised love poems written by the Earl of Surrey to the beautiful Lady Elizabeth Fitzgerald. . . . There is nothing new about making up names. It is easy and fun to do, and increasingly popular. **Parents called David and Amanda could name their child Davanda. Two grandmothers’ names could be honoured at once, so Janet and Anne might merge as Jananne or Annet.** There parents’ honeymoon might be remembered – Paris, Florence, or the more unusual Florida, Kashmir, Provence, Eire or Lanka (from Sri Lanka).  
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Emphasis mine.

Davanda? Annet? Freaking _Lanka?_ My god. _Davanda_.

Those suggestions pale in comparison to say, Nevaeh, but the horror that could unleashed with the suggestion that parents create their names makes me quiver. In that “oh no, I’m about to be hit by a truck driven by a girl named Vingt’un” kind of way.

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/53 "2007-07-04T08:38:20Z")

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My husband grew up with a kid named Phelan Lo 😛

I call vendors all teh time, and I have spoken with people named Star, Summer, Fluff and Sicko, and they insist they are the persons real name. Nothing like faxing a contract for someone named Fluff 😕

Although you cant help liking a trash and recyclable vendor called the Wizard of Ooze 😃

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/54 "2007-07-04T11:24:35Z")

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My first husband’s sister wanted to honor her father, Dean and her father-in-law, Joe. Unfortunately, the child was a girl and is now walking around with the name Jodeane. I guess she thought the last “e” made it more feminine.  
I think she goes by her middle name now that she’s old enough to chose.

I went to grade school with Kimberly Clark. We called her Kleenex. We were mean children. :rolleyes:

I think I’ve mentioned this one in a previous thread. A new born named Myshyanne. When one of the other nurses asked where the name came from, mom said “Well, I really loved my aunt Anne, she was so shy…”

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/55 "2007-07-04T11:35:48Z")

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[QUOTE=percypercy]  
I think Melena is a fairly common name in Spansh-speaking countries, but round here it makes me wince.  
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I’ve known some María Elenas who used Malena, Melena or Melina as a nick (Melina is pronounced the way an Anglo would pronounce Melena). Haven’t met one who had it as her baptismal name, but then, until a couple years ago I hadn’t met any Dorindas either…

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/56 "2007-07-04T11:37:42Z")

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We have an academic here called Pink Dandelion, and also one who’s changed his last name to “6”.

My favourite still has to be a staff member who glories in the name of Kurly Mawaha. There’s just something about it, makes me laugh.

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/57 "2007-07-04T11:44:23Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
I still like Carol Burnett’s fav names: LaVicka Trickleson and Theresa Renterreea.  
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The second lastname looks like a first-mispronounced, then-misspelled _Rentería_ (a town near Bilbao). The biggest problem many people who don’t speak Spanish have pronouncing it isn’t so much the famous “strong R” as trying to make strong those r’s that are soft; toponimic lastnames are very common for Hispanics, even more around the Basque area. We once spent several hours looking up my classmates’ lastnames on a regional road map - either the first or last (when not both) invariably showed up!

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/58 "2007-07-04T14:41:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Miss Purl McKnittington]  
I recently bought a baby name book from a thrift store. Why? Because it was a quarter and a _British_ baby name book. That had to make it better than mere American baby name books, filled with creative spelling and dubious name definitions. And it billed itself as “The Best Baby Name Book.” It was the best! It was a quarter! I had to have it.

I was a fool.

Throughout the book are little paragraphs of advice and guidelines for choosing a name. The following led me to believe this was not the best baby name book:

Emphasis mine.

Davanda? Annet? Freaking _Lanka?_ My god. _Davanda_.

Those suggestions pale in comparison to say, Nevaeh, but the horror that could unleashed with the suggestion that parents create their names makes me quiver. In that “oh no, I’m about to be hit by a truck driven by a girl named Vingt’un” kind of way.  
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My former back-door neighbor was named for her mother’s two best friends, Beverly and Evelyn…hence Bevelyn. And I had to engrave another Nevaeh the other day…that’s like the tenth one I’ve done.

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/59 "2007-07-04T15:05:58Z")

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My cousin named her daughter “Sierra”. Except she spelt it “Ciera”. Or possibly “Ciara”. Wasn’t that a car?

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unusual-name-of-the-week-or-mom-what-were-you-thinking/410340/60 "2007-07-04T15:11:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunspace]  
My cousin named her daughter “Sierra”. Except she spelt it “Ciera”. Or possibly “Ciara”. Wasn’t that a car?  
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Oldsmobile Ciera. Yep, and it _was_ my father’s Oldsmobile.

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