# "Unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out"

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 2, 2012, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unzip-him-and-let-the-real-mitt-romney-out/617630 "2012-04-02T20:46:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unzip-him-and-let-the-real-mitt-romney-out/617630/1 "2012-04-02T20:46:14Z")

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Ann Romney recently said in an interview that we haven’t seen the real Mitt Romney on the campaign trail, and from what I can tell, the real Mitt Romney likes to hang out with his wang out. She said that to see the real Mitt Romney, we need to["unzip him."](http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/ann-romney-unzip-him-let-real-mitt-romney-170357495.html)

> [@the story](#):
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> Asked about criticism that Romney is “too stiff,” Ann Romney laughed and replied, “I guess we better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out because he is not!”

I also find it interesting that Ann feels the need (in the above quote) to announce Mitt’s erectile disfunction, but I guess it does make him more “human,” and possibly a bit more relatable to middle-aged men, who also may have a problem not getting stiff, ifyaknowwhatImeanandIthinkthatyoudo.  
I just wonder if we finally unzip the man and let the real Romney out, will he be cut or uncut on the stump?

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unzip-him-and-let-the-real-mitt-romney-out/617630/2 "2012-04-02T22:19:43Z")

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It’s popped up (heh) here recently, but if someone hasn’t seen it yet, here’s some pure genius:

[Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bxch-yi14BE&noredirect=1)

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unzip-him-and-let-the-real-mitt-romney-out/617630/3 "2012-04-03T02:48:31Z")

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I’m still laughing about “[A Quantum Theory of Mitt Romney](http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of-mitt-romney.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss)” from yesterday’s New York Times.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unzip-him-and-let-the-real-mitt-romney-out/617630/4 "2012-04-03T17:34:50Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> It’s popped up (heh) here recently, but if someone hasn’t seen it yet, here’s some pure genius:
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> [Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bxch-yi14BE&noredirect=1)

That was some truly impressive archive trawling and editing.

> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> I’m still laughing about “[A Quantum Theory of Mitt Romney](http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of-mitt-romney.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss)” from yesterday’s New York Times.

That was genius!

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**Author:** ![The\_Understander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@The\_Understander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Understander)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unzip-him-and-let-the-real-mitt-romney-out/617630/5 "2012-04-03T19:49:06Z")

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> [@malleus](#):
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> i’m still laughing about “[a quantum theory of mitt romney](http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of-mitt-romney.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss)” from yesterday’s new york times.

Hahahahahaha!

Given the OP, though, it’s gonna be hell to set up a double-slit experiment.