# Up All Night: An early(or late) MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [February 17, 2014, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523 "2014-02-17T05:34:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/101 "2014-02-19T02:51:21Z")

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> [@Sean\_Factotum](#):
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> Rats.
> 
> Well, let’s see how this works out.
> 
> I just put a signed note on a car out in the parking lot: “The five of us who have been blocked in by you doubleparking feel very fortunate that we could make life easier for your lazy ass.” And I have no idea who owns the car.

I really hope you took a picture to submit to [Passive-Aggressive Notes](http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/). 😃

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/102 "2014-02-19T03:06:55Z")

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> [@Capt\_Kirk](#):
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> Sir, you do have a way with words.

The benefit of a Classical Education.

🙂

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/103 "2014-02-19T03:37:07Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> The benefit of a Classical Education.
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> 🙂

You have no class.:p;)

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/104 "2014-02-19T03:39:22Z")

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Hey Ya’ll! It’s been an eventful last week.  
I have guppy fry! This is my first time taking care of baby fish. I ran out and got a 5 gallon tank kit to house them in.  
Here are a few vids

[Guppy fry born 2-16-14 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-G7MsaU1B0)  
So CUTE!!!😃

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/105 "2014-02-19T04:09:11Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> You have no class.:p;)

Au contra, Sir or Madame, however one spells it.

I have sent your post to my printer, and the print out is before me.  
I am sitting in the smallest room of my house.  
Shortly, it shall be behind me.

🙂

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/106 "2014-02-19T04:30:04Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Au contra, Sir or Madame, however one spells it.
> 
> I have sent your post to my printer, and the print out is before me.  
> I am sitting in the smallest room of my house.  
> Shortly, it shall be behind me.
> 
> 🙂

if **da Bear** finds out you’re out of TP again, he’s gonna have the Big One[sup]TM[/sup]  
Neat fish, **Apes**.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/107 "2014-02-19T05:15:26Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> if **da Bear** finds out you’re out of TP again, he’s gonna have the Big One[sup]TM[/sup]  
> Neat fish, **Apes**.

Thanks! I have decided I am going to start selling them.🆒

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/108 "2014-02-19T11:30:24Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> The one between nose & ear. OYKW can have the other ones all he wants & the only one that I know that might like a trout slap to the lower cheeks is \*\*Shiny Cat \*\*; speaking of which, where is she?

Last I saw she was delivering well-deserved trout-slaps to idiots on dating sites.

I came here to give you all the gift of a [surfing pig](http://www.cbsnews.com/news/surfing-pig-catches-waves-turns-heads-in-hawaii/). Surfing pig!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/109 "2014-02-19T11:31:09Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis 50 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 77 and sunny for the day. I’ll take it!

**Apes** I am confused. What are you sellin’? Guppies? I see those in bait shops all the time. TP? Will that be like a mail order TP bidness? Will next day delivery be guaranteed? So many things to ponder here!

Ok, maybe I need more caffiene. Rumbly tummy tells me it demands sustenance. Then, alas and alack, irk purtification must commence.

Happy [Hump Day](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBhP0EQ1lA) Y’all! Just. Does. Not. Get. Old.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/110 "2014-02-19T11:43:46Z")

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Blurf.

Oil truck finally delivered early afternoon yesterday. Of course, we are now having daytime highs 55F+, which is warm enough for the heat pump to kick in. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/111 "2014-02-19T12:12:34Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **Apes** I am confused. What are you sellin’? Guppies? I see those in bait shops all the time. .

Those are feeder guppies you see in the bait store. I have “fancy” guppies which you can get at most pet shops starting at $2.00 a piece. If you get a neat color pattern or tail shape they cost even more. Guppies come in endless color combos and tail shapes and people are willing to pay for unique looking fish.

Here is some info is anyone is interested  
[http://www.guppychicago.org/guppy-types/](http://www.guppychicago.org/guppy-types/)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/112 "2014-02-19T12:21:08Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> Hey Ya’ll! It’s been an eventful last week.  
> I have guppy fry! This is my first time taking care of baby fish. I ran out and got a 5 gallon tank kit to house them in.  
> Here are a few vids
> 
> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-G7MsaU1B0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-G7MsaU1B0)  
> So CUTE!!!😃

Where have I seen that before? 😉 😃

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/113 "2014-02-19T12:26:20Z")

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> [@SpazCat](#):
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> Last I saw she was delivering well-deserved trout-slaps to idiots on dating sites.
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> I came here to give you all the gift of a [surfing pig](http://www.cbsnews.com/news/surfing-pig-catches-waves-turns-heads-in-hawaii/). Surfing pig!

I’m sorry. As cute as that is, “Oh the Pig Pig Pig, Pig is the Wig” doesn’t have the same impact. And I doubt Paul Reubens would dance to it.

**Apes** , fish are fine, but you can’t play with, pet, or cuddle them.

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/114 "2014-02-19T12:31:53Z")

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I have to agree about fish.

I’m going to have to miss work today, due to near-total lack of sleep last night and a need for someone to be home to deal with a visit from maintenance (the AC has not only ceased to cool, but has taken to heating). DH can take the afternoon watch on the maintenance front, but can’t be home this morning due to a major test he has to take.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/115 "2014-02-19T14:07:42Z")

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Happy Hump Day!

It’s a cloudy 33 outside but supposed to get up to 52.  
Come on warmer weather.

Just another day here, nothing special going on.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/116 "2014-02-19T14:08:10Z")

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Nice fish, April.  
Some breeder trap you have there.  
For the scoffers, check out the price of [Show Guppies.](http://ppga.tripod.com/old%20stocklist_page.htm)  
🙂

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/117 "2014-02-19T14:27:46Z")

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When the show guppies can do tricks, I’ll be impressed. 😃

**Spaz** AgonyAuntRyl needs to, nay, _must_ take a look at today’s Dear Abby. We’re talkin’ cannon fodder here!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/118 "2014-02-19T14:29:41Z")

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Do not be discouraged, April. It does take a certain intellectual ability to appreciate aquaria.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/119 "2014-02-19T14:39:53Z")

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On the other hand, none of my fish have ever crapped on the carpet or woken me up whining to be fed…

Have you checked if the local shops will buy guppies off you **Apes**? I don’t want to me negative, but it is probably the fish they get offered most often, and a lot of places round here won’t pay for them unless you have loads in a really in-demand colour.

Today I have been mostly trying to tidy up my room. I need to clear space for all the vegetable plants that will be taking over in the next few weeks… The first tiny tomato plant is up already 🙂

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-all-night-an-early-or-late-mmp/681523/120 "2014-02-19T14:48:25Z")

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I have some wild [gambusia affinis](https://www.google.com/search?q=gambusia+affinis&client=firefox-a&hs=7z9&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=sb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=psIEU5bQOsnayAGV2oGgBw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=627) I’ve been trying to raise for feeders, but they will not cooperate.

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