# Up bright and blurfy in the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [August 31, 2020, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-bright-and-blurfy-in-the-mmp/919431 "2020-08-31T08:41:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 81
**Author:** ![Old\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecccb3/32.png) [@Old\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Old_Wench)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-bright-and-blurfy-in-the-mmp/919431/81 "2020-09-02T16:18:24Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Howdy Y’all! OYKW accomplished layin’ in provisions from the Pubic Sto’ and I accomplished mowage. Go Us! I Swampykins, you forgot to mention that you stopped at the liquor store: > [@So a bear walks into a bar](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-bear-walks-into-a-bar/919206): > > Actually, no, but close. A bear walks into a liquor store, in this case: But the owner also owns the bar next door, appropriately named the “Grizzly Sports Bar and Grill”. The bear apparently turned that down, or maybe was denied entry, on the grounds of being a bear and all, and went for the liquor store instead. Fortunately, this was in Canada, and the bear was Canadian, so the owner just politely asked him to leave. The bear turned around and quietly walked out, probably muttering “sorr… --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-bright-and-blurfy-in-the-mmp/919431)._