# Up in the sky!  It's Kikkoman!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 13, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371 "2003-01-13T21:02:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/1 "2003-01-13T21:02:21Z")

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[http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf](http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf)

Would someone please explain to me what the fuck this is about? I can’t begin to describe the aspects of this that I found disturbing, yet I find “Show me! Show you! Kikkomannnnn!” going through my head on endless loop.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/2 "2003-01-13T21:16:11Z")

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It’s a soy sauce commercial.

In japanese.

They want you to buy soy sauce.

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/3 "2003-01-13T21:18:22Z")

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Here are two other threads about Kikkoman:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=153072](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=153072)

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=144891](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=144891)

I still don’t understand.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/4 "2003-01-13T21:32:49Z")

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In Japanese, “shoyu” is soy sauce. Hence, “show you.”

I wonder, though, how many Japanese speakers actually made the connection to “Show me” and “Show you.”

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/5 "2003-01-13T21:33:39Z")

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Zippy th’ Pinhead had this as a subject recently. It’s not yet posted at [http://www.zippythepinhead.com/index.html](http://www.zippythepinhead.com/index.html) but I expect it will be soon.

Funny stuff.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/6 "2003-01-13T21:35:05Z")

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God I love those crazy Japanese flash movies.

Don’t forget Kikkoman soy sauce is kosher too!

There was a thread about another wacky flash movie about a year back. hehe

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/7 "2003-01-13T21:42:21Z")

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Thanks for the links. Some guy just sent me this, and it kinda floored me. Shoulda searched. Never underestimate the teemers.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/8 "2003-01-14T03:08:46Z")

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I just saw the English version (it’s linked to on one of the linked threads).

Gee, thanks guys. Now I’m going to have nightmares for weeks about cats being hung, fish-headed guys wearing sumo belts, and the bottle of Worcestershire sauce in my cupboard being attacked by the soy sauce.

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**Author:** ![stochastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@stochastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stochastic)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/9 "2003-01-14T03:47:03Z")

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EEEPP!

I live a block away from a Kikkoman manufacturing plant. I guess I should be on the look-out for fishheaded superheros and keep the cats indoors.

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**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/10 "2003-01-14T05:32:04Z")

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Wow.

That is seriously demented.

Sometimes I think that Japan is on a whole 'nother planet and we just haven’t noticed yet.

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**Author:** ![Koffing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Koffing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koffing)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/11 "2003-01-15T03:12:08Z")

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Why did the cat hang himself? _Why?_

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/12 "2003-01-15T03:19:48Z")

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Anybody else think of the _Mr. Sparkle_ commercial from The Simpsons?

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/13 "2003-01-15T03:20:54Z")

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I’ll have to ask my wife when she gets back from work tonight, but I remember her telling me earlier that there was some sexual play-on-words involving either his name or the kanji on his loincloth.

Dunno why the cat hangs himself, though.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/14 "2003-01-15T03:31:14Z")

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BTW, a lot of these flash animations are made by some folks at a message board called Mona. Here’s a page from their site that contains links to other flash files.

[http://salami.2ch.net/mona/kako/1018/10180/1018056023.html](http://salami.2ch.net/mona/kako/1018/10180/1018056023.html)

Not all of them work.  
Not all of them are safe for the office.  
Most of them are pretty weird.

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/15 "2003-01-15T04:18:23Z")

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I don’t think that cut hung himself.

It looks to me like the cat was being forced to put soy sauce on omelette, and when it refused Kikkoman killed it.  
This led to a fight with a young girl who was the cat’s owner, who Kikkoman than molests.

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**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/up-in-the-sky-its-kikkoman/148371/16 "2003-01-15T04:23:14Z")

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Kikkoman versus the Ambiguously Gay Duo.
