# Upcoming SDMB fantasy football league...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 17, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522 "2004-04-17T14:49:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/1 "2004-04-17T14:49:36Z")

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I know I am WAY early with this, but I’m still uncertain as to whether I will be subscribing to this forum anytime in the future, so I wanted to make sure that whoever was running the league next season would have my email ([bababoooeyn@yahoo.com](mailto:bababoooeyn@yahoo.com)) as well as check to see if anything was settled regarding keepers/draft picks…

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/2 "2004-04-24T17:37:25Z")

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C’mon, baba… $4.95. That’s all it is. 😉

Anyway, thanks for starting this up. I had nearly forgotten about it. Keepers should be turned in some time next week, eh?

And looking at the league screen, I notice something quite odd… YAHOO DELETED THE LEAGUE!!! They always keep it up for quite some time. So, anyone have a list of who had who, who finished where?

Otherwise, I believe I’ll be keeping Priest Holmes, LaDanian Tomlinson, and Ricky Williams.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/3 "2004-04-24T18:18:12Z")

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I was probably in a different league (Osip’s SDMB League, which wasn’t a keeper league), but I just wanted to say I’ll be up to playing again this season. Fantasy Football with the SDMB was the fun.

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**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/4 "2004-04-24T22:30:39Z")

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I know it’s cheap, but I got fired from my job a few months ago so I won’t actually have any cash until I find a new one at the end of the semester.

As for who has who, IIRC someone did a review on each team in the old post that listed all of the players.

We should probably wait until closer to the fantasy draft before we annoounce our keepers, that way we’ll have a better idea of the depth charts…

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/5 "2004-04-24T22:44:39Z")

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Damn. And there really was a lot of good dialogue that revolved around when we should announce, how we’re going to work the keepers (i.e. tie them to their draft position, etc.), and so on. I really hope someone copied the draft and the rosters.

-Munch (crappiest commish evah!)

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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/6 "2004-04-24T22:49:35Z")

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I finished in the basement, so I want to claim the high draft number. I remeber that it was agreed to pick the keepers around the time of the NFL draft, and here we are.

Hamlet, you’re going down in flames this year.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/7 "2004-04-28T15:52:28Z")

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Just found this thread. I was wondering myself what was going on after I noticed that the site was down. Did anyone print out any of the information about rosters, etc.? The only thing I remember is that I won it all. Prove me wrong, children, PROVE ME WRONG!

[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=199147&page=6&highlight=fantasy+football) is the original thread. I think **mouthbreathers** last post highlights the most important issues:

1. When do we have to declare our keepers?

and

1. What happens with draft order next year?

My answers are:

1. As soon as possible
2. Reverse order of finish and a snake draft.

My review of the thread shows the 14 owners are: mouthbreather, Steelerphan, Wilson, ShibbOleth, mrchan, bababooey, WeirdDave, White Lightning, Nurse Carmen, Munch, Omniscient, neuroman, and myself. If the commish, (I’m looking at you Munchie) can get everyone together, I think we should declare our keepers as soon as possible, and figure out the draft order for next year. We can also find out if anybody has dropped out. Unfortunately, I don’t have everyone’s emails, so here’s hoping Munch has them in his mailbox to let everyone know.

For what it is worth, here’s my information:

My keepers would be: Deuce McCallister, Peyton Manning and either Chad Johnson or Marcel Shipp. I haven’t decided yet.

I finished with the bronze, in third place, so I should be drafting 12th (ouch!).

Also, Munch, if you need a hand in the commishing, let me know.

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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/8 "2004-04-29T03:08:17Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> My review of the thread shows the 14 owners are: mouthbreather, Steelerphan, Wilson, ShibbOleth, mrchan, bababooey, WeirdDave, White Lightning, Nurse Carmen, Munch, Omniscient, neuroman, and myself.

Ahem. That’s 13.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/9 "2004-04-29T03:10:24Z")

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I think we need an email routing of this, since many/most of us aren’t checking in here. I scarcely remember my roster at this point; I sure hope it’s out there somewhere. Otherwise I’m going to have to start inventing stuff.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/10 "2004-04-29T15:09:15Z")

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> [@furt](#):
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> Ahem. That’s 13.

You’ve obviously never met **ShibbOleth**. He’s got multiple personalities, so we count him twice.

[sub]who did I forget?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/11 "2004-04-29T15:16:41Z")

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You forgot furt.

And sadly, I have no e-mail list.

hangs head in shame

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/12 "2004-04-29T15:23:48Z")

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Well, I got no list either, and I have no clue who was on my team last year. Somebody needs to dig up the final rosters, or this keeper league idea is a non starter this year. If we DO wind up forming a keeper league, whoever is commish should talk to Zev for tips, he runs the SDMB baseball keeper league (Baltimore Weirdos currently in second place, thankyouverymuch) and does a fantastic job.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/13 "2004-04-29T15:33:58Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> You forgot furt.

Check again. I’ll make it easier on you by requoting:

> [@Hamlet](#):
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> mouthbreather, S **t** eelerphan, Wilson, ShibbOleth, mrchan, bababooey, WeirdDave, White Lightning, N **ur** se Carmen, Munch, Omniscient, neuroman, and mysel **f**

See. Right there. Plain as day. Sheesh.

[sub]sorry furt.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/14 "2004-04-30T04:07:33Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> Check again. I’ll make it easier on you by requoting:
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> > [@](#):
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> > Originally Posted by Hamlet  
> > mouthbreather, Steelerphan, Wilson, ShibbOleth, mrchan, bababooey, WeirdDave, White Lightning, Nurse Carmen, Munch, Omniscient, neuroman, and myself
> 
> See. Right there. Plain as day. Sheesh.

Oh, it is plain as day, we all saw it in your post(the part you highlighted), but it says “furf”. We were wondering who in the heck “furf” is? 😃😛

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/15 "2004-04-30T12:29:20Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> You’ve obviously never met **ShibbOleth**. He’s got multiple personalities, so we count him twice.
> 
> [sub]who did I forget?[/sub]

Ha, we met each other at **FairyChatMom** ’s going away DopeFest at Rainbow Springs last weekend. If anyone has multiple personalities I’d nominate **Furt**. He even told a story about his alterego, although I forget the exact name. He’s also a maniac that carries around a butcher’s knife. So be careful what you say.

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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/16 "2004-04-30T13:18:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> mouthbreather, Steelerphan, Wilson, ShibbOleth, mrchan, bababooey, WeirdDave, White Lightning, Nurse Carmen, Munch, Omniscient, neuroman, and myselCOLOR=DarkRed]f[/COLOR]

Looks more like **turf** to me…

I have a couple of rosters left over from printouts I used for scoring. One I found lists Omni with:

Trent Green  
Jerry Porter  
Quincy Morgan  
Chris Chambers  
Ricky Williams  
Amos Zereoue  
Byron Chamberlain  
Correll Buckhalter  
Olindo Mare  
New England defense

I had in the same game:

Donovan McNabb  
Terell Owens  
Ike Hilliard  
Tim Brown  
Anthony Thomas  
Mike Alstott  
Tony Gonzalez  
Antwaan Randle El  
Sebastian Janikowski  
Steeler defense

No wonder I finished 2-12, or 3-11 (it was pretty bad.)

I’ll look for more, if anyone wants.

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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/17 "2004-04-30T13:41:52Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> See. Right there. Plain as day. Sheesh.

Oh, I’m seeing some ugly smack coming your way this season …

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/18 "2004-05-06T12:01:33Z")

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Sorry, i’ve been on vacation. I should be in this thread talking mad smack.

Your 2003 SDMBFF keeper league champion has as keepers: The Padre, Ahman Green, and Randy “Mr 85%” Moss.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/19 "2004-05-06T15:16:57Z")

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I remember my keepers!

Culpepper  
Jamal “Please don’t send me to jail” Lewis  
Travis “Go away, McGee” Henry

Sigh.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522/20 "2004-05-06T16:25:50Z")

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> [@furt](#):
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> Oh, I’m seeing some ugly smack coming your way this season …

What? You gonna send me a picture of yourself? Bring it on, ummmm, what’s your name again? turf? 😉

So far we have LEAGUE CHAMPION mouthbreather, furt, ShibbOleth, furt, Munch, furt, Steelerphan, furt, bababooey, furt and Weirddave, furt, all checking in this thread.

That leaves: Wilson, furt, mrchan, furt, White Lightning, furt, Nurse Carmen, furt, Omniscient, furt, neuroman, and furt left to contact.

A quick check reveals that

Wilson is a charter member 🙂 and has a listed email

mrchan is not a charter member ☹ , but does have a listed email

White Lightning is not a charter member ☹ , but does have a listed email

Nurse Carmen is a charter member 🙂 , and has a listed email

Omniscient is a Guest ☹ , but has a listed email.

neuroman is a charter member 🙂 , but does not have a listed email ☹ .

So, our lovely Vanna White, or **Munch** can email everyone else and let them know that this thread exists, or track down neuroman in another thread. We can then get everyone on the same page with keepers and draft order and get set.

At least it’s a start. And, as an aside, I think this single post is the most smilies I’ve ever used since I started here. :mad:

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