# Update on Gore appeal

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-gore-appeal/44872
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [December 10, 2000, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-gore-appeal/44872 "2000-12-10T09:18:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
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### Author: ![wastelands](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@wastelands](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wastelands)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2000, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-gore-appeal/44872/1 "2000-12-10T09:18:08Z")

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AP  
Staff wire

Albert Gore,Jr today, upon learning of the 5-4 US Supreme Court ruling halting the manual recounts in Florida, filed appeal to recount the Court’s vote.

In an unprecedented move, the Vice-Perpetrator cited the possibility of at least one majority Justice voting for him.

In a statement outside a DC ice cream parlor, Gore was quoted “We must examine the intentions of the Supreme Court Justices, and let David Boise interpret what they meant.”

Boise was later seen holding a press conference. A field reporter heard a mention of the Interplanetary Supreme Court but was too busy listening to Hillary kissing both Sharpton and Jackson’s asses.

Asked when Bush might be named President, Clinton smugly responded, " As soon as Barak, whom I elected after sending that alien Carville over there to ‘help’ out, resigns _Arkansas chuckle_.

Oh well, maybe Hillary can hug enough of Arafat’s wives to hold her Jewish base.

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### Author: ![Zor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/848f3c/32.png) [@Zor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zor)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2000, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-gore-appeal/44872/2 "2000-12-10T11:41:13Z")

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So your question is… ???

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### Author: ![wastelands](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@wastelands](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wastelands)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-gore-appeal/44872/3 "2000-12-10T21:06:10Z")

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no question. thought it was worth a chuckle and didn’t know where else to put it. _shrug_

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### Author: ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-gore-appeal/44872/4 "2000-12-10T21:09:45Z")

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Possibly MPSIMS. Or one of the election threads in GD. But its most definetly not a question.

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### Author: ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-gore-appeal/44872/5 "2000-12-11T00:21:49Z")

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Thanks, **wastoid** , I really appreciate the extra work.  
Perhaps I’ll email you this thread 6,000 times and see if you get a chuckle out of that. Lord knows the alexchiu folks did.
