# Update on my porn actress neighbor **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 16, 2026, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129 "2026-09-16T23:19:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/1 "2026-09-16T23:19:16Z")
A few years ago I posted about a porn actress I stumbled across a porn actress that lives a few houses away from me. A very pretty young Asian woman. She seems to have moved away but the older woman with the same last name still lives there.Things have been quiet over there. Until last week. I’m sitting at the computer at the front window and we hear 5 shots. I didn’t see anything but my wife walked into the front yard (where the shots came from, duh) and talked to the neighbor who was standing there also. It was a drive by shooting. Looking over the tire marks the perp started at the house the porn actress lived in. They made a hard right and drove across 3 yards including mine. The cops blocked off the road. The people who lived in the house would not give the cops permission to do a search so they waited a few hours for a warrant (I guess). The neighbor on the far side of the house knew quite a bit about things that have been going on. He said they had been making child porn, hooking out of the garage and running a meth lab in the basement. Damn. I looked up the names I knew in the court system and it was partially true. They had been growing marijuana, not making meth. The 30-40 yr old guy was arrested for 6 rape charges and sexual imposition on under aged victim. Pled guilty. This was 3 years ago so I suppose it might have been connected with filming the porn actress, probably one of the people was under 18. He turned in a shit load of guns but oddly enough many of them were collector weapons. I think I now have all the info. For the past 2 years a pair of 20 something ladies have lived there with the old woman. If they walk their little dog past when I am out doing yard work I always wave to them but they seldom do anything back. Well, one of them talked to my neighbor today to explain what was going on. Turns out they are transsexuals running an Only Fans channel from the garage. A customer got mad at something and started hitting one of the ladies. They both pummeled the guy and he left and did the shooting as he drove off. She was quite up front with everything. She explained they do not charge the customer so it is not prostitution. The cops know about it. The customer signs a waiver allowing them to film and they sell the films on Only Fans and make a bunch of money (her words). She invited my neighbor and his wife over for a session !! He politely declined. They are taking a couple weeks off for the bruises to heal. I tried to find them On Only Fans but you cannot search by location. I wonder if they are selling the tape of them fighting the shooter. By the way, another neighbor’s camera caught it all including license number and he was arrested. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/2 "2026-09-16T23:22:29Z")
That’s wild. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/3 "2026-09-17T01:17:50Z")
> [@mixdenny](#): > > I tried to find them On Only Fans but you cannot search by location. Well obviously. That’s just asking for trouble as you well know by now. That reminded me of an old story. Back in the mid 90s an acquaintance of mine (we have a very good mutual friend and socialized many times) and her husband ran one of the early porn sites. They primarily featured the friend and not the husband. They accepted payment for the subscription with checks sent to a PO Box hundreds of miles away from where they lived. Her brother in law collected and deposited the checks. One time he showed up and there was a dude hanging around dressed up and holding roses. Apparently he would show up regularly hoping that she would be the one to arrive at the PO Box. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/4 "2026-09-17T01:30:24Z")
I had a cam ho living in the condo next to mine a few years ago. Might’ve been Only Fans, might’ve been some predecessor site. She was pleasant to talk to but socially weird / awkward. Not very attractive either, but very sex-forward. There’s more but that’s enough for here. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/5 "2026-09-17T01:52:00Z")
“Sure we have marijuana, transgender mattress actresses, and convicted sexual predators…but at least we don’t have an HOA.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/6 "2026-09-17T04:52:51Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > a cam ho Seriously? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/7 "2026-09-17T10:07:19Z")
That was the standard term back when I knew her. ---
**Author:** ![Mops](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mops/32/16494_2.png) [@Mops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mops)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/8 "2026-09-17T10:41:55Z")
> [@mixdenny](#): > > … I’m sitting at the computer at the front window and we hear 5 shots. I didn’t see anything but my wife walked into the front yard (where the shots came from, duh) and talked to the neighbor who was standing there also. … Am I really the only one here for whom this is the wildest part of the whole story? Hearing shots fired outside and walking outside to have a look? I’d be on the floor in a windowless room, phoning the police. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/9 "2026-09-17T10:53:17Z")
Some US neighborhoods have more shots fired in a week than your Länd / state hears in a year. 'Murrican exceptionalism at its finest. 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/10 "2026-09-17T13:01:53Z")
An armed society is a polite society. That is why the US is known for being so damned polite! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/11 "2026-09-17T13:12:38Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > “Sure we have marijuana, transgender mattress actresses, and convicted sexual predators…but at least we don’t have an HOA.” The HOA rules probably state that’s OK, as long as your hedges are no more than two feet in height and the mailbox meets community standards. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/12 "2026-09-17T13:35:56Z")
“Ain’t that America, For you and me, Ain’t that America, Something to see…!” - John Mellencamp ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/13 "2026-09-17T13:40:10Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > That was the standard term back when I knew her. I’m not sure that’s the best argument to use in defense of offensive language. ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/14 "2026-09-17T13:43:48Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > There’s more but that’s enough for here. Aw, come on, don’t be shy! We need a juicy gossip thread! 😈 ---
**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/15 "2026-09-17T13:59:20Z")
**Moderator Note** > [@LSLGuy](#): > > cam ho > [@LSLGuy](#): > > That was the standard term back when I knew her. These days it’s considered misogynistic and offensive. The term “mattress actress” is probably a good non-offensive equivalent. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/16 "2026-09-17T14:10:10Z")
Another one might be [webcam model](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webcam_model) or camgirl/camboy. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/17 "2026-09-17T14:18:47Z")
Point taken. Thanks all. Won’t happen again. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/18 "2026-09-17T14:19:18Z")
> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#): > > The term “mattress actress” is probably a good non-offensive equivalent. Not really. How about just content creator? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/19 "2026-09-17T14:51:04Z")
> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#): > > “mattress actress” [![](https://sellmorebeds.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mattress-man-copy1.jpg) ](https://sellmorebeds.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mattress-man-copy1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129/20 "2026-09-17T14:51:05Z")
> [@hajario](#): > > How about just content creator? Not really equivalent. Something like “adult content creator”, then maybe. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/update-on-my-porn-actress-neighbor/1033129.md?page=2)