# Upload photos to your Teeming Millions profile ~woohoo~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 5, 2004, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784 "2004-01-05T10:34:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/41 "2004-01-10T07:49:59Z")
I am such a serious dork _giggles in embarrassment_. here: [http://teemingmillions.com/profiles/SanguineSpider](http://teemingmillions.com/profiles/SanguineSpider) ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/42 "2004-01-10T08:42:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\*here: [http://teemingmillions.com/profiles/SanguineSpider](http://teemingmillions.com/profiles/SanguineSpider) \*\* haaaaaa…fffffnnnnnn…buh, buh, buh…gaaaaaaa…pppllllbbbt… _blink, blink_ Did anybody get the license plate of that profile that just hit me? ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/43 "2004-01-10T17:18:59Z")
:smack: I saw that notice about the completely separate programs about two minutes after I posted that question. I’m sorry I wasted your time, **Opal**. Anyway, my profile (predictably under **JimSox5** ) is up with three pictures. I can add more if anybody wants me to, but I figure I’m probably pretty safe. ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/44 "2004-01-10T17:29:20Z")
**SanguineSpider** : worth the wait. ---
**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/45 "2004-01-10T19:40:10Z")
Hmmm. Now that I’ve seen these pictures of **SanguineSpider** , I think I’ll go over to the [calendar page](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=232958) and hit refresh until her month shows up. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/46 "2004-01-10T19:57:59Z")
Okay, I don’t get it. On the profile registration page I don’t see where it asks you to type a password. I didn’t get an email for a password when I created a profile. 'Sup? There’s no option to have the password emailed to you. I emailed you about this **OpalCat**. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/47 "2004-01-10T20:06:11Z")
Oh, and almost everybody’s picture(s) seem to be busted. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/48 "2004-01-10T20:20:43Z")
At the top of the profiles page there’s a menu bar that says: HOME PROFILES REGISTER / LOGIN \* FAVORITES BLOGS Click the LOGIN choice. It tales me to a [Login page](http://teemingmillions.com/index.php?module=ContentExpress&func=display&ceid=38) with two sets of login windows. If I use the upper one, with the Username and Password windows side-by-side, I don’t get logged in. It works, though, if I use the lower one, where the Username window is above the Password window. And yes, many pictures don’t seem to work. **Opal** , is there an optimal file size for the pictures? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/49 "2004-01-10T20:59:16Z")
Ringo: right. The login at the top of the main TMHP window is for the [teemingmillions.com](http://teemingmillions.com) registration. It’s a totally different program that isn’t connected in any way. (If I could find a way to merge the two databases I would, but that is impossible as one uses mySQL and the other is a flat file database.) File size can’t be over 100k. Horseflesh: It creates a random password and emails it to you. To change it, you just click the “Change Password” link when you are signed in. It should be the very first thing you do when you login the very first time. NEW: profiles now have a link to an image gallery page with thumbnails rather than just text links for the extra pictures. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/50 "2004-01-10T22:09:11Z")
_blush_ Thanks guys… **Horseflesh** , you ok? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/51 "2004-01-10T22:21:09Z")
SanguineSpider: you really need to either upload another photo or move one of yours… right now you don’t have anything showing for the main pic (the one that shows up in the profile) ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/52 "2004-01-11T02:34:02Z")
**Opal** , I had it email to both my login name and my email addy and I still haven’t received anything. I appreciate your help with this. Could you check to see if I entered my email correctly in my profile? horsephlesh at hotmail dot com. **Sanguine** , yeah, I’m okay. My shower ran out of cold water but ice cubes help too. _shiver_ ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/53 "2004-01-11T04:28:06Z")
Horseflesh: I reset your password and emailed you. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/54 "2004-01-11T04:51:58Z")
Ha HA!!! I’m in. Thanks **Opal** for all your help. I can’t believe you have enough time to do all this for free and still have a life to call your own. BTW, the two things I noticed that still seem broken: 1) Can’t change your First Name on your profile, and 2) If you click on most of the “broken” pictures to see the full size one it just comes up as a blank page (spacer.gif). And a note to other Teeming Millionites: The login for user name seems to be case sensitive. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/55 "2004-01-11T05:02:12Z")
One should always assume _any_ login or password is case sensitive. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/56 "2004-01-11T05:04:13Z")
Spacer.gif is the placeholder for people who didn’t have a photo before the upgrade. That isn’t “broken” it’s just the way it has to be. Unfortunately there isn’t a way (or at least no easy way) to make it not show any link at all if there isn’t an image uploaded. I need to put the placeholders in. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/57 "2004-01-11T08:54:32Z")
Which just means that EVERYONE should upload photos, as soon as possible. NOW! Get to it, marines! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/58 "2004-01-11T17:34:04Z")
YEAH! _YEAH_!! Get to it! **Horseflesh** ’s pics are just funny. I love that flick… ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/59 "2004-01-11T20:30:02Z")
Yeah, I don’t have any good current pics of myself. But if you want to dig, check out the Dopefest photos and look at the Kansas City one from 2002. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784/60 "2004-01-11T22:44:44Z")
Here’s [me](http://teemingmillions.com/people/cgi/pm.cgi?action=display&login=MaxTheVool) . Unfortunately, the photo of me eating Sushi at a baseball game in Japan was too big to upload… I’ll have to go shrink it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upload-photos-to-your-teeming-millions-profile-woohoo/222784.md?page=4)