# UPS can suck my stick

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ups-can-suck-my-stick/252203>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 25, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ups-can-suck-my-stick/252203 "2004-06-25T17:15:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ups-can-suck-my-stick/252203/17 "2004-06-25T20:54:42Z")

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> [@Dogzilla](#):
>
> I go to the UPS place, and rip the poor guy a new one. He simply stared at me, slackjawed and wide-eyed. I broke off in midsentence, “Oh, fuck it, you don’t give a damn do you?”
> 
> “Um. Not really, ma’am. There’s nothing I can do.”

I bet your package was still on the truck.

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