# Upsize Your "Combo" for free? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [October 1, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upsize-your-combo-for-free/84851 "2001-10-01T22:17:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upsize-your-combo-for-free/84851/1 "2001-10-01T22:17:06Z")
Is there any way I could naturally enlarge my penis without buying anything or anything like attaching weights to it (like Mr. Lifto)? Perhaps some special excersises? ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upsize-your-combo-for-free/84851/2 "2001-10-01T22:23:48Z")
How about reading a dirty magazine? ---
**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upsize-your-combo-for-free/84851/3 "2001-10-01T22:33:21Z")
I kinda meant enlarge it’s size when erect and maybe when not. ---
**Author:** ![Arjuna34](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Arjuna34](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arjuna34)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upsize-your-combo-for-free/84851/4 "2001-10-01T22:33:25Z")
This topic arises (ha ha) so often that Cecil has answered the question: [Do penis enlargement devices actually work?](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_056.html) Arjuna34 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upsize-your-combo-for-free/84851/5 "2001-10-01T23:03:27Z")
I met a bloke in a pub once, he said he’d been next to a black guy at the urinal and had noticed that he had an enormous penis, so large in fact that he had to ask about it; the guy explained that in his culture, they tied a heavy stone to the end of the adolescent’s tackle and let gravity do it’s work, the chap I met said he was going to try it. I saw him a week later and I asked him if it was working “well, it half-worked” he replied “what do you mean ‘half-worked’?” I queried “well” he said… …“It went black” ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upsize-your-combo-for-free/84851/6 "2001-10-02T02:17:18Z")
Stop that, Mangetout. I’m a sucker for bad jokes and I’m going to get divorced if I tell my wife any more of these… ---
**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upsize-your-combo-for-free/84851/7 "2001-10-02T02:19:15Z")
gotta admit that it was funny 😛 So nobody has a clue? ---
**Author:** ![Arjuna34](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Arjuna34](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arjuna34)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upsize-your-combo-for-free/84851/8 "2001-10-02T02:21:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by d12 \* > \*\*gotta admit that it was funny 😛 > So nobody has a clue? \*\* Um, did you read Cecil’s column on the subject in my first post? Basically, no, they don’t work. Arjuna34