# Urban Dictionary definition of "Goatwhacked".

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 12, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urban-dictionary-definition-of-goatwhacked/571146 "2011-02-12T18:27:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urban-dictionary-definition-of-goatwhacked/571146/1 "2011-02-12T18:27:24Z")

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I find this amusing.

> **[Urban Dictionary: Goatwhacked](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Goatwhacked)**
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> Goatwhacked: The dangerous state of being so enthralled by a story about a goat that you don't care if your country is under attack by terrorists.

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> The dangerous state of being so enthralled by a story about a goat that you don’t care if your country is under attack by terrorists.
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> _The President was so Goatwhacked that he tripled the amount of time Al Queda had to carry out their attack._

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**Author:** ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urban-dictionary-definition-of-goatwhacked/571146/2 "2011-02-12T18:55:16Z")

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Thought this thread was going to be a Dwarf Fortress game write-up…

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urban-dictionary-definition-of-goatwhacked/571146/3 "2011-02-12T19:50:55Z")

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David, may I ask why a fine, decent man like you was looking up “goat whacked” on the internet?

What were you hoping to see…I mean read about.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urban-dictionary-definition-of-goatwhacked/571146/4 "2011-02-12T20:28:11Z")

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I saw a link to it on another board, but thank you for the “fine, decent man” compliment. 😛

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urban-dictionary-definition-of-goatwhacked/571146/5 "2011-02-13T21:24:55Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> I saw a link to it on another board…

Rrrrrrrright.