# Urbanredneck is a homophobic bigot **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 11, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775 "2015-05-11T14:43:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/1 "2015-05-11T14:43:43Z")
I don’t really have the drive to give him a proper pitting but I really just wanted everyone to know. Seems like he wants everyone to know too. [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17861334&postcount=39) > [@"I'm proud to be gay, and I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me"](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-proud-to-be-gay-and-i-consider-being-gay-among-the-greatest-gifts-god-has-given-me/702996/39): > > The only “advantage” I can see being gay is a man doesnt have a wife and kids to hold him down so to speak and he can more easily move around to different jobs. > > But seriously, gays are about 3% of males and who would want to be in a position where one could only mate with 3% of your same gender? Best to go after the other 50% of humanity. [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18264139#post18264139) > [@Should Mom-and-Pops That Forgo Gay Weddings Be Destroyed?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-mom-and-pops-that-forgo-gay-weddings-be-destroyed/716716/62): > > I never have understood why the gay couple cannot just go to a different place? > > Look, its a damn wedding cake and the other case was a photographer. Its nothing life saving. This is just your typical “In your face” gay bullshit of gays trying to stomp out anyone who questions them and shove their shit down everyones throats. I’d bet the people involved are now riding on a float on a gay pride parade somewhere and are the toast of the queer community. They are the pink Rosa Parks you know! > > And all the crap gays have spewed about wanting to be left alone and just be free. Its all a freaking LIE! I dont know whats in their heads but it is not being a respected part of society. > > Sorry for the rant. > [@Should Mom-and-Pops That Forgo Gay Weddings Be Destroyed?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-mom-and-pops-that-forgo-gay-weddings-be-destroyed/716716/64): > > Or, they want to be famous in the gay community and what better way to get to be the pride of the Pride parade than being the person who shuts down a business. > > I mean are gays just running around begging and pleading for some business to slight them so they can go after them? What’s wrong with just taking your money somewhere else? > [@Should Mom-and-Pops That Forgo Gay Weddings Be Destroyed?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-mom-and-pops-that-forgo-gay-weddings-be-destroyed/716716/70): > > Really? You have walked into a pizza place and they had a sign which said “No Gays Allowed”? > > Its a stupid cake. I mean if you were willing to pay the kind of money a good wedding cake costs, wouldn’t you want one to be exactly what you want it to be from a baker who will totally understand your needs? Heck if it was me I’d want a person who could do the most beautiful cake which shows the personality and feelings of me and my partner. Why would you want to mess with some breeder who might not have a clue or even be able to find a 2 grooms to put on the top? > > Maybe you aren’t looking for “scalps” but many others are. > [@Should Mom-and-Pops That Forgo Gay Weddings Be Destroyed?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-mom-and-pops-that-forgo-gay-weddings-be-destroyed/716716/114): > > I wish you all would get it out of your head that being gay is the same as being black. Quit riding their coattails. [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17401797&postcount=72) > [@Ask the Gay Guy V! (The next generation)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-gay-guy-v-the-next-generation/686762/72): > > Is it because you like men or just dont like women? > > I mean why you guys dont like women? They smell better than we do. They talk different. They see things different. They have different mindsets. They have body parts we dont have. I’ve just never understood why you cannot find a woman to share your life with? [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18355514&postcount=78) > [@My 16yo son ignored Mother's Day.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-16yo-son-ignored-mothers-day/719727/78): > > Well maybe you should put yourself in his shoes. Does he have a Dad? I’m sorry but your 2 women, like it or not and you look at the world as women. > > Sorry to burst your gay bubble but your shoving alot of gay propaganda down the kids throat. The kid is probably confused but still loves you and hates to hurt your feelings by telling you the truth. > > Please, step outside your gay circle and put yourself in his shoes. [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18353611&postcount=12) > [@How Can I Help My Son Understand Homosexuality?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-help-my-son-understand-homosexuality/719671/12): > > Or you can wait until like me, his first job is with a boss whos gay and loves to hit on the young men who work for him. Nothing better than to have some sleezy old fart wanting to rub up to you to give an impression of gay people. [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18289389&postcount=3) > [@We're getting married](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-getting-married/717707/3): > > Curious, why didnt you have a commitment ceremony years ago? Gay couples have been having them since the 70’s. Plus havent you already been able to put each other into your wills and power of attorney and such? [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18032933&postcount=66) > [@I think my boyfriend is gay and in denial, what do I do.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-my-boyfriend-is-gay-and-in-denial-what-do-i-do/709024/66): > > So what if he has an attraction to men? Why cannot a man repress a feeling he feels is immoral or otherwise wrong? > > Remember being “gay” is a combination of genetic and cultural forces. Same sex feelings can be nurtured or repressed. Why not let him choose? > > Why? Are you afraid he will leave you for the first cute guy that comes along? [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17376383&postcount=36) > [@Ask the Gay Guy V! (The next generation)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-gay-guy-v-the-next-generation/686762/36): > > Do you ever get annoyed with certain members of the gay community for being so in your face to straights about it or other behavior? [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17911047&postcount=13) > [@I'm glad that gay/lesbian spouses are becoming husband/wife](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-glad-that-gay-lesbian-spouses-are-becoming-husband-wife/704948/13): > > Naw, I think “I now pronounce you husband and husband” just sounds weird. > > And can you imagine a gay man walking up to group of married women talking about their husbands and saying “yea my husband is also like that”. [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18317700&postcount=44) > [@So Bruce Jener is LGBT - Who gives a F\*CK](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-bruce-jener-is-lgbt-who-gives-a-f-ck/718542/44): > > What I cannot figure out about these people is why? Ok I get it they dont feel right but afterwards, have you seen them? Jenner is one butt-ugly woman. So was Cher’s daughter, now son “Chastity” and now “Chase”. How could he/she possibly feel more “complete” when they look in the mirror? [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17376446&postcount=41) > [@Fact: Same Sex Marriage is now legal in all states](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fact-same-sex-marriage-is-now-legal-in-all-states/688371/41): > > So why arent more gays getting married? I mean yeah, when it happens you see all these gay couples getting married together in one big ceremony on the courthouse step and everyone seems happy, but then… its almost like who cares? > > Here in the Kansas City Star they publish articles of people getting married and I think in 10 years I might have seen ONE same sex couple. There’s also a thread where he pops in to ponder why a gay guy can’t “just find a nice girl and settle down” (paraphrased but yes that was just about what he said) but I’ll be damned if I can find it. I found all these other gems instead! ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/2 "2015-05-11T14:48:27Z")
Now I wanna see what happens when you do have the drive to properly pit someone. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/3 "2015-05-11T14:51:13Z")
Agreed. He was really annoying me in that teenager thread, with the two moms. “Shoving propaganda down his throat”? The kid has two functioning parents, he’ll be fine, why don’t you go and worry about all of the kids in abusive homes or whatever? Dipshit. I think he’s also anti-transgender. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/4 "2015-05-11T14:51:41Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > I don’t really have the drive to give him a proper pitting … I’d say you pitted him quite properly. Well done. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/5 "2015-05-11T14:52:01Z")
Well if he doesn’t constantly talk about gay stuff, how are we supposed to know how straight he is? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/6 "2015-05-11T14:54:03Z")
If that was a grocery list I’d need a bigger cart. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/7 "2015-05-11T15:05:26Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Dipshit. I think he’s also anti-transgender. Yeah, I threw in a quote from the Bruce Jenner thread but he didn’t have too much to say about it. In that thread, at least. He didn’t not-give-a-fuck as hard as **aceplace57** did. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/8 "2015-05-11T15:13:13Z")
You realize he has “red” and “neck” in his name, right? ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/9 "2015-05-11T15:14:14Z")
The guy has been a “I’m so anti-gay, it hurts” poster boy since he’s shown up, that it makes me wonder why he wastes his time here. He’s not going to convince the natives that his ‘bigoted-er than thou’ stance is better, so why bother? What a boring, un-original troll. Maybe the Freepers have suspended new membership? ETA: Oh, and **Zipper** , what a fine pitting. This asshole deserved this ages ago. Multi thumbs up! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/10 "2015-05-11T15:15:34Z")
> [@](#): > > But seriously, gays are about 3% of males and who would want to be in a position where one could only mate with 3% of your same gender? Best to go after the other 50% of humanity. Wuh? “go after”? Wuh? Great pitting ZipperJJ. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/11 "2015-05-11T15:19:07Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > I don’t really have the drive to give him a proper pitting but … > here > here > here > here > here > here > here > here > here > here > here > > There’s also a thread … I guess you and I have a different definition of “drive.” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/12 "2015-05-11T15:22:07Z")
When I see someone this vocal about their anti-gay feelings I expect that in a few months they will explaining to everyone how they have a wide stance. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/13 "2015-05-11T15:22:40Z")
Well I mean like, I don’t really feel like writing a long screed with creative put-downs and uses of the word “fuckity.” Searching “site:boards.straightdope.com urbanredneck gay” did not take much effort. It returns a wad of awful, which I pasted here. I’m leaving it up to you guys to add your own “fuckity.” ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/14 "2015-05-11T15:23:21Z")
So then I expect we’ll soon be hearing about how his computer drive full of gay porn was found and he had to come out? It’s always the ones who scream loudest about how NOT GAY they are who turn out to be totally gay. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/15 "2015-05-11T15:25:35Z")
Not only is he a bigot, he’s also an extra-dumb bigot. Our other resident bigots at least have a sackful of ten dollar words they dress up their bigotry in, coming across as the first place sprinters on the escargot tray. Urban, dude, he’s not winning any ribbons even among his bigoted fellows. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/16 "2015-05-11T15:35:07Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Wuh? “go after”? Wuh? > > Great pitting ZipperJJ. I always want to say to people who think you choose your sexuality, ok, prove it. Go after the same sex for six months. Just six months. Sleep with the same sex, have a relationship, etc. Prove your sexuality is just that mutable. Voila! When you can do that, maybe then I’ll listen to you. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/17 "2015-05-11T15:40:20Z")
This thread is TOTALLY urban! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/18 "2015-05-11T15:40:54Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > The guy has been a “I’m so anti-gay, it hurts” poster … Possibly his anus hurts from something … unrequited. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/19 "2015-05-11T15:53:05Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > I always want to say to people who think you choose your sexuality, ok, prove it. Go after the same sex for six months. Just six months. Sleep with the same sex, have a relationship, etc. Prove your sexuality is just that mutable. Voila! When you can do that, maybe then I’ll listen to you. Dan Savage has a very great, very explicit version of this challenge, which I won’t link to but invite someone else to link to. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775/20 "2015-05-11T16:09:42Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Dan Savage has a very great, very explicit version of this challenge, which I won’t link to but invite someone else to link to. I think it’s actually not really NSFW, but just in case: [Link](http://www.thestranger.com/blogs/slog/2015/03/04/21827375/republican-idiot-being-gay-is-a-choice-and-prison-proves-it). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-is-a-homophobic-bigot/719775.md?page=2)